Wear as much team apparel as possible. How is anyone supposed to know what team you like if you do not have their logo emblazoned on your chest at all times? When it comes to jerseys, choose someone who will be on the team for a very long time,...
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Fantasy football season is upon us, and before you go listening to the so-called "experts" who get so-called "paid to do what they do", make sure you read these five helpful tips for a great fantasy season.1. Draft people who are currently playing...
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3 months ago 
Pre Draft &...
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It is safe to say that comedy and sports are continuously entwined in one another, because the majority of comedians working today developed their sense of isolation and neurosis from years of being picked on by jocks. When sports and comedy...
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6 months ago 
Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to...
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7 months ago 
Ethan: Think Roy Williams has stopped crying yet?Amir: Ah, CC Sabathia fat jokes... it must be April! Or June. Or whenever. I guess he's always fat.Ethan: How happy do you think Mark Teixeira was that Sabathia laid an egg like that when Tex went 0...
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8 months ago
Ethan: Wow, that was some crazy tournament action after a boring first two rounds. How do you like this Final Four?Ethan: Yeah, well, that doesn't mean I have to like it. I'm still going to wear my Jennifer Rizzotti Cleveland Rockers jersey once...
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8 months ago
Ethan: How's your bracket looking? I've learned my lesson about picking upsets. From now on, I'm downgrading March Madness to March Slight Annoyance. Amir: This just means the selection committee members are getting better at their job. You...
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8 months ago 
Dedicated to Phil H. and/or my lovely girlfriend!
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Ethan: We're here live for the nineteenth day of the Big East Tournament! Doesn't it seem hard to believe that there's only three weeks left until the conference has a champ?Amir: Then we'll be finally ready for some April Madness! Amir: Royals...
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8 months ago
Ethan: Is it just me, or does A-Rod's forced sad face just make it look like he really, really has to go to the bathroom?Amir: Those press conferences last forever, so maybe he does! But only because the bathroom is the only private space...
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9 months ago 
Yesterday, I got to watch No. 5 Duke eat it against Boston College in hoops. While I personally love when the Dookies lose, I couldn't help but notice the piss-poor event that took place at the end of regulation. The Eagle fans, completely...
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Ethan: What a game! Kurt Warner is now 3-for-3 in starting Super Bowls that have really exciting finishes. And we were 16-for-16 on prop betting advice. We should be forced to write that column every year. Ethan: At this point, the Knicks are...
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10 months ago
By now you've probably decided if you're going to take the Steelers and lay the seven points or put your hard-earned money on a QB who had so little foresight that he married Debra Warner. However, everyone knows the REAL money comes from prop...
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10 months ago
Ethan: Remember when you said that we couldn't write the column again until the Cardinals went to the Super Bowl? Well, here we are. I had to pull some Angels in the Outfield stuff to make this happen, so I hope you're happy. Amir: Celtics have...
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Ethan: Are you also a little disappointed that you haven't seen commercials for this week's games that start with, "From the people who brought you the BCS...it's the Big 12 Championship Game!" Putting things in the BCS's hands is like hiring the...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Huge weekend for college football coming up, so let's get right to our picks: can the Citadel beat Florida?Amir: If their game against Webber International is any indication, and it is not, then no!Ethan: Doesn't really matter? Gambling!...
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1 year ago
Ethan: See, the system works! Every week really is like a playoff, and if Iowa's in said playoff, it's even easier to get into than the 8th seed in the NBA's Eastern Conference. Do you think this is the angriest Paterno's been since 1826?Ethan:...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Has Game 5 started again yet? I've been watching Fox for 36 straight hours in case it comes on, and my eyes are so bloody I can't tell what's on the screen. Amir: You could at least blink. You lived in Philadelphia, isn't there a dome...
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