CH Sports Weekly: Jumping Over a Pool of Car Snakes

Ethan: FOUL!!!Amir: I don't know who you are impersonating, as Brent Barry AND Gregg Popovich disagree with that sentiment.Amir: Wow, look at these other conference finalists Mighty Mouse beat out for that award: KG, Rasheed Wallace, McDyess, and...

CH Sports Weekly: Opting in to the NFL's Collective Bargaining Agreement!

Ethan: DEE-TROIT BASKETBALL. (You'd better agree, or Rip Hamilton will elbow you in the mouth.)Amir: Here's a Zen Buddhist Koan I haven't been able to wrap my mind around: If Jim Leyland goes on a rant, and nobody understands it, does it still...

CH Sports Weekly: We Can't Win on the Road Either

ETHAN: Justine Henin is retiring? Annika Sorenstam is retiring? I swear to God, if Sue Bird is next, I'm going to stop watching women's sports altogether.AMIR: Don't even joke. Don't even joke.Ethan: Do you think Mike D'Antoni took the Knicks job...

CH Sports Weekly: We Still Think Billups' 3 Should Have Counted

Ethan: LeBron almost had a quadruple double (including turnovers) and the Cavs still lost? How can that be? I thought getting double digits of various statistics was the surefire way to victory.Ethan: The Knicks have tried a good coach in Larry...

CH Sports Weekly: Funnier than Mel Kiper Jr. (and on Purpose!)

Ethan: DeShawn Stevenson for President! I want a chief executive who isn't afraid to throw out a throat slash when he's down by ten points. George Bush doesn't even do that until he's up by like twenty. Ethan: I guess we should really be...

CH Sports Weekly: Where Amazing ACTUALLY Happens

Ethan: You know what's happening in these NBA playoffs? Amazing. That's what's happening. What's your favorite series so far?Amir: Toronto/Orlando obviously. Amir: "Well you see, there's a game where a team tries to get a football down a field....

CH Sports Weekly: Always Controlling Our Own Destiny

Ethan: Since I know you're going to do it anyway, just start running your mouth about your Lakers.Ethan: Are you excited about the NFL schedule? The Browns have five primetime games, and the people will get to see Brady Quinn's pretty face since...

CH Sports Weekly: In-Depth NHL Playoff Analysis!

Ethan: I'm just going to come right out and ask it. Is there anything Candace Parker can't do? Ethan: You could just boycott the Olympics instead. That seems to be popular. Now that Kevin Love is going pro, what do you see him doing in the NBA?...

CH Sports Weekly: Like David Eckstein, but Scrappier

Ethan: You taste that? It's the sweet, sweet taste of chalk. Are you happy with a Final Four that would make a terrible Disney movie?Amir: You don't like the cinderella season that Kansas is having as the weakest one seed?Ethan: I hope that's Bill...

CH Sports Weekly: Sweeter than Sixteen

Ethan: Go Western Kentucky! This just goes to show that if you rip off and recolor a McDonald's character as your mascot, you'll succeed. Look for UCLA to switch from the Bruins to the Purple Mayor McCheeses next year. What was your favorite...

CH Sports Weekly: Full Women's Bracket Review!

Ethan: Let's jump right into this: I'll bet on Mount St. Mary's, but you'd better be giving me points. Four and a half, at the very least.Amir: Are you talking about yesterdays play-in game? Because I don't bet on day old basketball games......

CH Sports Weekly: Bubble. Bubble! BUBBLE!

Ethan: Bubble.Amir: Is that how we're starting?Ethan: Did I stutter? I said, "Bubble."Ethan: I like how every team in the West is "in danger of missing the playoffs." The Rockets have beaten some good teams on this streak, and they're not going to...

CH Sports Weekly: We'll Never Retire. Ever.

Ethan: I never thought I'd say this, but what a day to be Aaron Rodgers! Will there even be an NFL for him to play in, though? I was under the impression that Favre was the entire league.Ethan: Remember when Dallas fans were excited about trading...

CH Sports Weekly: Demanding CollegeHumor Buys Out Our Contract

Ethan: Big week in college basketball complete with a short stay at the top for Tennessee. Chris Lofton, I have seen Candace Parker. You, sir, are no Candace Parker. Does this mean Vanderbilt's the best team in Tennessee?Ethan: The Bears are...

CH Sports Weekly: McNameeng Names

Ethan: I know you're dying to talk about the Pro Bowl, but let's talk college hoops first this week. But make it quick, Kelvin Sampson's been calling me every thirty or forty seconds to tell me "we'd love to have you here." Do you think most...

CH Sports Weekly: We Tivo'd The Super Bowl, so 'Shh.'

Ethan: What a week. That scrappy little bunch of underdogs from New Jersey looked at that undefeated New England juggernaut and said, "It ends here." Way to go, Rutgers' women's hoops; you really put UConn in their place. Oh, and there was a...

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