All this time I thought soccer was boring. I didn't know that it was played by hot girls.
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Wild basketball pass pwns a nearby cheerleader.
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Video collection of some of the most amazing sports moments.
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Biker misses a turn during a race.
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The Onion: Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In Media
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Th NHL is now selling hockey stick putters.
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No one in their right mind would ever think this was a good idea.
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A true fan even decorates his prosthetic leg for his team.
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It doesn't matter what whose fighting, hockey fights always end the same, with both players repeatedly punching each other in the head.
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Kangaroos know that there's nothing better than interrupting a TV broadcast by masturbating in the background.
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The Onion: Pau Gasol Googles 'Lakers + Celtics + Rivalry'
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Skater slides a gnarly rail but misses the ground.
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This cute little one-legged little league player overcomes adversity to warm your heart.
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Clever censoring makes sumo pictures look like straight dude on dude boning.
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A pack of bikers take turns skidding across the pavement.
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The Onion: Bulls Blow NBA Draft Lottery Win On More NBA Draft Lottery Tickets
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The Onion: 2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League
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Pictures of old people fencing in Australia. They're adorable.
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Nike Signs Big Brown To $90 Million Horseshoe Contract
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Charles Barkley owes a buttload of money to a casino and if he keeps gambling it away there is going to be some chaos in the windy city.
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