All the news that fit to print, as long as it's about celebrities. Tons of pics and vids of people more attractive than you or I.

Onion Sports has quickly become the nation's number-one site for hard-hitting sports news, stats, and information that isn't true. If you hadn't figured this out yet, what The Onion is to news, Onion Sports is to sports.

Today's Big Thing is pretty simple. Every day, they find the best thing on the Internet and put it on the site. Just one thing, each day. Yep, that's it.Check out today's big thing.

If you like celebrity trash getting wasted and exposing themselves, you only need to know one name: Lindsay Lohan. But also DerekHail.com because that's where pics of our favorite trainwrecks end up.

They state their aim pretty clearly with their domain: A great site for when you're, well, bored. Links, pics, vids, forums, this site has 'em all. Go now!

Filmdrunk is everything you want to know about movies, the people in them and the cultural cesspit known as Hollywood. It's like a celebrity gossip blog for film students. Go now!

Ebaums is your source for awesome videos, addicting flash games, and the best animation and cartoons on the internet. There's nothing better in the world than an internet game on a boring day.