Now where did I bury those nuts?

"Squirrels + Weed = 4 hours of fun." I double checked your math, and it's correct.

"So, up in Montreal my friend thought it would be fun to pet a squrrel... it promptly bit him." ALVIN!

Can I keep him?

How did you get the squirrel to stay still like that? Uh oh.

Hey, close the door and give a guy some privacy, would ya!

"You got squirrl'd"

"It's cold at West Point."

Only in college.

Squirrels often forget where they bury their nuts.

In our school's newspaper (Univerity of South Carolina). Gotta Love it

"Squirrels are so cute...except when you get pranked with a dead one in your drawer."

"Right in front of the White House last weekend a bike cop had this little run in with a squirl, I named him Timmy"

"Found squirrel after long night of boozin. Reminder: Don't drink and swim."

Havin' a blast... but where is his right hand??

Squirrel loungin' on fence. Irrestably cute.

Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun!

"Somehow a squirrel got into our third floor room at LMU. We game him a cornnut, but that just pissed him off."

"I snapped this outside my suite at NCSU. It made me horny..."

"This squirrel managed to get it's head stuck in a streetlight last september at Elon University. We thought it was funny so we took a picture. 5 months later it's just gross."