Darth Vader's tyrannical Empire struck fear into an entire galaxy. Sadly, his fleet was also behind some embarrassingly ill-planned military ventures. Reviewing early Imperial schematics, the Sith Lord himself expressed serious doubts about his...
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I was going through some of my notes from junior high the other night and came across a love letter I wrote to Jessica King, this really pretty girl who sat two rows in front of me in my 8th-grade U.S. History class.In retrospect, my romantic...
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The Vader, in youth, schooled at a special academy,where he learnt of a force, not Nool-creature anatomy.And so Horton was fine, and the effort a-bunk,For the man in the cloak sent a choke to the trunk!Horton sneezed an ACHOO with a great burst of...
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