The Force choke is no laughing matter. That guy was really choking.

Open your eyes open your eyes! You don't have the force!

The Jawas are never going to find him out here.

People would never see a movie starring nobodies like Jason Bateman and Michael Cera.

Size matters not, as long as we get mushrooms.

If you've been really good this year, maybe - MAYBE - you can have another Death Star.

Later that night, a drunken Luke blew up the deathstar with a photon sledgehammer.

It was hard to drink through the mask, though it was easy to club strangers and rob them.

"This is what happens when your friends work in Admissions."

You rarely see this happen around a Star Wars poster.

If anyone ever did invent a lightsaber, accidents would decimate the nerd population worldwide.

His mom: "Fine, you can have the lightsaber for your portrait but you still have to wear your nice shoes!"

Where's Waldo? Hint: Waldo is a storm trooper.

This is it! This is the single most lame-ass thing you can possibly spend money on.

ARE NOT!

Sometimes, one Empire Strikes Back poster just isn't enough.

Separated at birth?

"This is the after shot of the Jedi Jump that was posted awhile back. He hit the concrete wall, hard, and got knocked out."

In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.

The postal service is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Star Wars with R2D2 mailboxes. Mail is fun again!