CollegeHumor: Star Wars Stuff This Month

5 Star Wars Status Updates

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-23 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1550 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Moments before some scoundrel in another wheelchair bumped into Vader, spinning him out of control and into the bushes.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:25:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927621"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/1/collegehumor.7ab5faba208a1e01db2c49a157b0b3a6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2055192">Aba</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Amazing Tauntaun Costume

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924979"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/e/collegehumor.d08361f7135b2d4f0fb4c4ae5de0105f.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 47 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

No Droids Allowed

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

"Oh, no, we're not together."

Luke, C-3PO and R2-D2 walk into the Mos Eisley Cantina. The Bartender stops them.

Bartender: Hey! We don't serve their kind here!

Luke: What?

Bartender: Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.

C-3PO and RD-D2 turn to leave.

Bartender: Oh, sorry, the short one can stay. Just not the shiny, prissy one.

Luke: I'm sorry?

Bartender: The effeminate one with the lisp. We don't serve his kind here.

C-3PO: Apologies, sir, it's a British accent. If it offends you, I can certainly...

Luke cuts him off.

Luke: What are you trying to say, buddy?

Bartender: I just think there are some cantinas on the west side that might be more his speed.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-17 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Worst love letter ever? I'm sorry, but anything mentioned tauntauns gets a pass from me.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:00:02 -0500

Doggy AT-AT Costume

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:26:14 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924623"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/1/collegehumor.dfd468f16e6553f80ae93fd18755c3fe.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 61 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Luke Skywalker Gets Adopted

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Uncle Owen: So...you think this is the best idea?

Obi-Wan: Of course, you're Luke's only living relative. Where else is he supposed to go?

Uncle Owen: I was thinking anywhere else. This is absolutely the first place that anyone would look for him.

Obi-Wan: Who's gonna be looking for him?

Uncle Owen: Hmmm...maybe ANAKIN?! My psycho half-brother who is now Emporer Palpatine's apprentice. Remember him?

Obi-Wan: Uncle Owen, I chopped off his legs and watched him get all burned up. It's not like anyone has the technology to heal him.

Uncle Owen: What?! They absolutely do. We can travel at light speed through outer space, we sure as hell can heal some burn victim who has magic powers. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Obi-Wan: I wouldn't worry. It's not like he'd be able to find you.

Uncle Owen: Oh yeah, I'm sure the Emporer's right hand man would never think to check his home planet, his only living relative, or the only other person in the galaxy named "Skywalker." Can't we call him something else? How about Luke Smith?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/8/collegehumor.6eb639fd06721655a3e45cf8154fb0a4.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-09 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1549923">Andrew B.</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 83 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Slave Leia and Jabba the Hutt

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:04:00 -0500

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Star Wars

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:02:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923105"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/e/collegehumor.3763f426cf58044b264c1bced5c9e2d2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 43 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Darth Vader and Stormtroopers

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:08:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923397"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/6/collegehumor.7d78061a69c963f8c1dfed06faecaa59.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1129959">Brian</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:3"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

It's one thing to get shamed. It's another to get shamed with an awesome Halloween costume like Darth Maul. Kudos.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:19:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923332"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/2/collegehumor.5ee0c5874e34f5cc1028020249c45af6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2201988">Richard Garvey</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Star Wars AT-ST Costume

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:24:23 -0400

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It's a TRAP!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:20:00 -0400

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Drunk Ewoks Ruin Today Show

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:01:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924027"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/2/collegehumor.e2f2dacad5c597be88dcd1b27a0e2b4b.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 199 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Vader Conducts Orchestra

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:16:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923946"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.acedd36557f9ba3871685993fcc6a844.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 71 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

5 Star Wars Questions Which Keep Me Up at Night

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I love Stars Wars, but I spend way too much time thinking about it. Literally, every night before I fall asleep I ponder life-changing questions about Star Wars like:

It's just mean to make him stand up there without giving him a medal.

1. Why does Chewbacca not get a medal?

At the end of the movie Luke and Han are rewarded for their efforts with medals. However, Chewbacca does not receive a medal. Did I miss something? Chewbacca risked his life to save Luke and help destroy the Death Star. For all we know, it was Chewbacca who actually fired the shot that hit the right spot on that one other Tie fighter that bumped into Darth Vader's Tie fighter just in the right way to send him spinning into space away from the Death Star thus leaving the plot open to sequels. I for one, thank you Chewbacca. I suspect that Chewbacca did not get a medal based on race, which is total bullshit. They live in a world where Jar Jar Binks can become a galactic senator, but they won't give Chewy a medal. I'd hate to see what racist anti-Wookie laws are enacted once the Rebellion has gained power.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1931879"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.60da4e1813d3cd3c3c8485fe3e43ce37.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-21 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1931879">Casey Campbell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:386"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 59 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Star Wars: What's All The Noise?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:15:00 -0400

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Well, it was a long time ago. Also, in a galaxy far away

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:00:09 -0400

A Jedi shall not know anger. Nor hatred. Nor love. So why is your Death Star a damn heart Sith scum!

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:47:00 -0400

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Tripadvisor Reviews From The Movies

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2121802"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/5/collegehumor.218f593a64bda80e5dd9f085f32e7c93.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-05 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2121802">Tom Philip</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 90 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />