The guy who does TV guide descriptions REALLY hates Steven Segal.
Here lame goes beyond opinion. I think we can agree that's a fact.
Our prices are so good, they're Under Siege!
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Dear Mom,I have been silent for too long. I thought Dad would eventually tell you, but I see now that he is engulfed by his addiction and will never admit it to you. So I must. Mom, Dad likes Steven Segal movies. I just do not understand it. You...
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In case you're thirsty for a B-List energy drink.
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One of the best celebrity sightings imaginable.
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Saying both "Steven Segal" and "Super Action" is probably redundant.
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My ears are under siege.
Steven Segal can't even act interested.
Mmmmm... Steven Segal juice.
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I hope
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