Ethan: Think Roy Williams has stopped crying yet?Amir: Ah, CC Sabathia fat jokes... it must be April! Or June. Or whenever. I guess he's always fat.Ethan: How happy do you think Mark Teixeira was that Sabathia laid an egg like that when Tex went 0...
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7 months ago
Ethan: Wow, that was some crazy tournament action after a boring first two rounds. How do you like this Final Four?Ethan: Yeah, well, that doesn't mean I have to like it. I'm still going to wear my Jennifer Rizzotti Cleveland Rockers jersey once...
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7 months ago
Ethan: How's your bracket looking? I've learned my lesson about picking upsets. From now on, I'm downgrading March Madness to March Slight Annoyance. Amir: This just means the selection committee members are getting better at their job. You...
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8 months ago 
Ethan: We're here live for the nineteenth day of the Big East Tournament! Doesn't it seem hard to believe that there's only three weeks left until the conference has a champ?Amir: Then we'll be finally ready for some April Madness! Amir: Royals...
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8 months ago
Ethan: Is it just me, or does A-Rod's forced sad face just make it look like he really, really has to go to the bathroom?Amir: Those press conferences last forever, so maybe he does! But only because the bathroom is the only private space...
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9 months ago
Ethan: What a game! Kurt Warner is now 3-for-3 in starting Super Bowls that have really exciting finishes. And we were 16-for-16 on prop betting advice. We should be forced to write that column every year. Ethan: At this point, the Knicks are...
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9 months ago
By now you've probably decided if you're going to take the Steelers and lay the seven points or put your hard-earned money on a QB who had so little foresight that he married Debra Warner. However, everyone knows the REAL money comes from prop...
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9 months ago
Ethan: Remember when you said that we couldn't write the column again until the Cardinals went to the Super Bowl? Well, here we are. I had to pull some Angels in the Outfield stuff to make this happen, so I hope you're happy. Amir: Celtics have...
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10 months ago
Ethan: Are you also a little disappointed that you haven't seen commercials for this week's games that start with, "From the people who brought you the BCS...it's the Big 12 Championship Game!" Putting things in the BCS's hands is like hiring the...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Huge weekend for college football coming up, so let's get right to our picks: can the Citadel beat Florida?Amir: If their game against Webber International is any indication, and it is not, then no!Ethan: Doesn't really matter? Gambling!...
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1 year ago
Ethan: See, the system works! Every week really is like a playoff, and if Iowa's in said playoff, it's even easier to get into than the 8th seed in the NBA's Eastern Conference. Do you think this is the angriest Paterno's been since 1826?Ethan:...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Has Game 5 started again yet? I've been watching Fox for 36 straight hours in case it comes on, and my eyes are so bloody I can't tell what's on the screen. Amir: You could at least blink. You lived in Philadelphia, isn't there a dome...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Let's go Phillies! No, really, let's go. You guys only have a few hours in which to find a DH to use against Kazmir. This could come down to the wire. (Here's a hint: don't use Chris Coste.) Ethan:Will the Titans ever lose? When LenDale...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Has Texas lost since Saturday? Being the number one team, I just assume they have. Or do we have to wait for Mizzou to do it on Saturday?Ethan: But then again, when Brad Johnson's your QB, there's no time to rebuild. You reload and try...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Do you have Phillies fever yet? Or would you rather make a joke about giving me a Derek Lowe-botomy? Amir: You know I bleed Dodger Blue. It's actually a very painful disease. Do you have a primary care physician you can...
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1 year ago
Ethan: FIRE MILLEN! Sorry, force of habit.Ethan: LSU has one of those, too, and Trindon Holliday has the advantage of being tiny enough to hide in his own helmet. I think I like LSU right now. They still have to play at Florida, but at least...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Cheer up, Buckeyes fans. If only field goals counted, you would have won 3-0!Amir: It takes a strong man to admit that he's wrong, but last week when I predicted a USC beat down by at least three touchdowns... well I guess I should have...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Beware East Carolina! They're making us all like Pirates again after that terrible third Pirates of the Carribean movie. Do they keep winning?Amir: Blessing in disguise. Matt Cassel is the Steve Young of 2008... I can already see him...
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1 year ago
Ethan: Sorry, Georgia...you can't let Georgia Southern score 21 points and expect to keep the top spot. See you boys in the Capital One Bowl, although I'll really just be watching for the mascot contest. You want to be a big USC homer now?Amir:...
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1 year ago
Ethan: College football! (I'm too giddy to say anything coherent.)Amir: Let's go straight into what matters: Best names you've heard hyped so far. I'll start: Knowshawn Moreno.Ethan: I like any running back whose name sounds like a complete...
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1 year ago 
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