"Some idiot lodged a candy bar in the door and now there is at least 10 bags of chips or candy bars waiting for whoever can dislodge the sword in the stone."

That's not fair, your dog can't take a picture of you when you do something stupid.

Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it.

Just put some gum in the other side and even it out.

"It took forever to get her out."

You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!

"...the spray paint got really sticky and his wasted ass couldn't pull his arms away from his side or his head from his shoulder."

Husband: Honey? Do you have any quarters?
Wife: Why do you need quarters?
Husband: no reason

That'll teach you to drive in chocolate pudding.

Mooooooooo! I'm stuck in this tree! Can anyone hear me? Moooooooooo!

No, she's the fat one!

Are dogs stuck after screwing abroad the latest trend? This one comes all the way from Athens, Greece.

"These two dogs just got done screwing in China outside Beijing's Summer Palace. The male dog is still stuck in the female because his penis expands inside the vagina. This was the most popular pic from our China trip. Enjoy."

My cat did something funny!

What are we going to tell the people in the emergency room? We'll say you slipped.

Now Bessy, I told you NOT to do this again? What's it going to take to make you listen?

How many times has this happened to you: "These two were just innocently getting it on when we found them STUCK together."

My grandfather always says, "don't climb into anything you can't climb out of."

I believe the children are our are future, teach them well and let them lead the way

This... has gotta suck...