They learned everything they know about law enforcement from Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach.
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1 week ago 
These moves are perfect for protecting yourself without earning anyone's respect.
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2 weeks ago 
"Whoops! I thought you were that other black reverend. Whoops! I'm making it worse."
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2 weeks ago 
This proves it. Grandma is too old to drive. Especially the Hummer.
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3 weeks ago 
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4 weeks ago 
He filled it out on his health insurance claim as a "work-related injury."
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1 month ago 
It was harder to convince him to try it the first couple times, before he had minor brain damage.
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1 month ago 
I'd like to think football is a team sport, but that loss is squarely his fault.
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1 month ago 
Going right would have meant the futon soared effortlessly through the window frame and crashed through their jerk roommate's windshield.
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1 month ago 
At least, in 8 weeks when his jaw is healed, he'll be able to tell people he got hurt skateboarding.
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2 months ago 
I'd say they're even. If anything the horse is up a little, but only a little.
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2 months ago 
You should see how they test bullet proof vests. It's much more scientific.
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2 months ago 
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2 months ago 
Always wear a helmet. You never know when you might get a self-inflicted head injury.
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3 months ago 
It's OK. She was playing for charity.
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150
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3 months ago 
ABC News' Dan Harris interviews her, unaware she's dating Turtle in real life.
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3 months ago 
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3 months ago 
I bought an air guitar from this guy. So yeah, I'd say he's legit.
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3 months ago 
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3 months ago 
He was trying to commit suicide but he pointed it the wrong way.
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4 months ago 
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