He also ate $50,000 in non-consecutive, unmarked bills and his gun. The judge said the time he spent on the toilet was punishment enough.
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yesterday 
There was twice as much stuff, but they went through a McDonad's drive-thru.
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32
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5 days ago 
The real tragedy here is that Bugatti driving into the water.
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142
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1 week ago 
They learned everything they know about law enforcement from Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach.
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84
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4 weeks ago 
These moves are perfect for protecting yourself without earning anyone's respect.
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94
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1 month ago 
"Whoops! I thought you were that other black reverend. Whoops! I'm making it worse."
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42
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1 month ago 
This proves it. Grandma is too old to drive. Especially the Hummer.
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1 month ago 
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41
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1 month ago 
He filled it out on his health insurance claim as a "work-related injury."
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47
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1 month ago 
It was harder to convince him to try it the first couple times, before he had minor brain damage.
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29
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2 months ago 
I'd like to think football is a team sport, but that loss is squarely his fault.
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152
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2 months ago 
Going right would have meant the futon soared effortlessly through the window frame and crashed through their jerk roommate's windshield.
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53
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2 months ago 
At least, in 8 weeks when his jaw is healed, he'll be able to tell people he got hurt skateboarding.
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115
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2 months ago 
I'd say they're even. If anything the horse is up a little, but only a little.
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37
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3 months ago 
You should see how they test bullet proof vests. It's much more scientific.
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33
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3 months ago 
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60
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3 months ago 
Always wear a helmet. You never know when you might get a self-inflicted head injury.
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35
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3 months ago 
It's OK. She was playing for charity.
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150
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3 months ago 
ABC News' Dan Harris interviews her, unaware she's dating Turtle in real life.
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36
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3 months ago 
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37
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4 months ago 
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