The perfect opportunity to push her in the pool.
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1 month ago This is why they invented sunscreen. And cameras.
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4 months ago
Now you don't have to go outside to look this good!
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5 months ago
"It's still there 10 months later."
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5 months ago
So cool.
Know what you need? Some time in the freezer.
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Great Dr. Zoidberg costume.
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"I trusted a friend to give me a sun tan jersey saying Dempsey with the number 8."
A ghost bikini.
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That's what you get for being awesome.
Just think, you could be doing this in the snow if you were just a little bit tanner!
An Oompa Loompa grows up and goes to the prom.
Passed out in a pool, sounds safe to me.
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Fell asleep on the sun.
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Want to be rich? Just recognize a problem and solve it. For instance, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to tan your inner-crack and anus?
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SuperTan.
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1 year ago
"Guess who skipped Tanning Tuesday."
Now if you can just stand still for an hour or two, she'll have a hilarious tan.
The contrast between his teeth and his skin is remarkable. He's like the Cheshire Cat.
Since you're going to spend your time clicking around the Internet anyway, why not do it with StumbleUpon? Let them show you everything, including that one site where the Asian girl's eyes follow the mouse. Go. Right now.
All the news that fit to print, as long as it's about celebrities. Tons of pics and vids of people more attractive than you or I.
Filmdrunk is everything you want to know about movies, the people in them and the cultural cesspit known as Hollywood. It's like a celebrity gossip blog for film students. Go now!
One of the Internet's best game-related sites. Everything from game news, reviews and downloads. A fantastic time waster all around Check it out.
Less Clothes means more fun for everyone, especially if you're looking to check out the newest celeb pictures of the hottest girls in the business. Welcome to your new internet paradise.
Gameatopia is a great distraction from work (unless your job is testing flash games). They've got an extensive archive of classic games and add new ones every day. They are personally responsible for over 1000 lost man hours at CollegeHumor.
If you like celebrity trash getting wasted and exposing themselves, you only need to know one name: Lindsay Lohan. But also DerekHail.com because that's where pics of our favorite trainwrecks end up.