I love Superman, but control charts baffle me.

The text reads : "I obviously missed that day and am truly sorry for it. Here is a picture of Superman to make up for the wasted space."

Instead of kryptonite, his weakness is an itchy chest.

This is terrible. Captain America, The Hulk, and Iron Man are all Marvel characters. They would never associate with The Flash, Superman, and Batman. You guys are stupid.

St John's Superheroes

Robin, Superman, Captain America, The Flash, and their nemesis The Finger.

I said I wanted Batman!

"I always wondered who would win."

"Kryptonite, it seems, was not his only weakness."

I hate to spoil the fun ladies, but that doesn't resemble any of the costumes Supergirl wore during her illustrious 30 year career.

I told you not to show off.

His weakness? Not doing blow for an hour.

This picture is a little too extreme.

Who would win in a fight - Superman or Natty Light Man?

Congratulations Master Shake, you know you've made it when you get to stand behind Aqua-Man.

Wow, really? Who was the surgeon? I never would have guessed!

Imagine how much of a bitch this had gotta be to come back to.

Halloween04 Christopher Reeve

Leave it to a CMU girl to turn little boy's superman pajamas into a slutty costume

others had the idea...but this is the real man of steel.

famous dead people for halloween - mister rogers, christopher reeve, ray charles!

my halloween costume got some great looks this year!