Japanese Diving Lemmings

This was Japan's second-largest failed mass suicide.

Naked American Swims In Japan's Imperial Moat

Upon emerging from this moat you will receive three wishes... I mean years in prison.

Ultimate Excavator Ride

"Remember that tree by the pond, the one we used to swing from? We'll it's gone. We have a crane now."

Epic Hotel Dive

That particular hotel's third most beautiful suicide attempt.

Night Swimming with Mark Spitz

Olympic superstar Mark Spitz answers all your sensual questions.

The Phelps Minute With Michael Phelps

The gold medalist talks about "Swimfan," the War In Iraq, and other swimming-related topics.

Pool Safety

Just when you thought it was safe to not go in the water.

German Swimmer Finds Olympic Loophole

They say swimming is 1% skill and 99% cheating.

Michael Phelps's Poor Sportsmanship

Michael Phelps's victory by .01 of a second was amazing. Here is the EXCLUSIVE UNSEEN camera angle of 2nd place, Milorad Cavic.

World's Worst Olympic Swimming Trial

Two are disqualified for jumping the gun. The last one races against himself. Guess who won?

Professor Splash

The Professor leaps from 35 feet, 5 inches to set the world shallow-dive record. Now let's see some footage of the divers who didn't make it...

Belly Flop Contest

Nobody wins in a belly flop contest. Least of all the spectators.

World's Most Dangerous Swimmng Pool

"Marco...!"

Diving Board Dunce

Men in Speedos don't even need accidents to look embarrassing.

Synchronized Swimming

Imagine what these guys could do with sharks? We're doomed.

Tramm Hudson is running for Congress in Florida. Also, he has some things he'd like to say about black people.

Look ma, no hands!