CollegeHumor: Taco Bell Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911093 Fast Food Folk Song Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:38:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911093 Fast Food Folk Song nonadult comedy I don't know if you can still call it "fast food" if it takes you six hours to write a song to place your order. sketch comedy, rhetta and link, fast food, music, folk music, taco bell <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911093"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/f/collegehumor.4d83ecfd569e714a075c701fcdf1ce2b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1983999">Rhett&amp;Link</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 271 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918706 A miracle! Inside our very own Taco Bell. Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:32:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918706 A miracle! Inside our very own Taco Bell. nonadult comedy A miracle! Inside our very own Taco Bell. taco bell, fast food, nickel, miracle, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918706"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.c4c034f0e35e002c2291a4bd63b76e4e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1323722">Juicy A</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:523"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 39 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[I'm just glad the 400 lbs of fire sauce didn't go to waste]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:215628 Tue, 19 May 2009 08:00:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887603 Taco Bell Sauces Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:41:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887603 Taco Bell Sauces nonadult comedy Think outside the bun. taco bell, sauce, mild, hot, fire, halloween 2008 group costume <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887603"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/8/collegehumor.510d62ce3538429bc0a49b68d755d400.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1809893">adam reeve</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 102 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886662 The real Professor Hawking doesn't eat Taco Bell, but only because his voicebox isn't capable of pronouncing "chalupa." Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:29:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886662 The real Professor Hawking doesn't eat Taco Bell, but only because his voicebox isn't capable of pronouncing "chalupa." nonadult comedy The real Professor Hawking doesn't eat Taco Bell, but only because his voicebox isn't capable of pronouncing "chalupa." taco bell, halloween 2008, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886662"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/e/collegehumor.6e16847dabd16aa896b81ace52318250.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1826231 "He was so focused on ordering he didn't notice me taking the picture." Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:16:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1826231 "He was so focused on ordering he didn't notice me taking the picture." nonadult comedy "He was so focused on ordering he didn't notice me taking the picture." taco bell, rascal, drive through, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1826231"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/d/collegehumor.e7bb0218b1e00b76f4d8fc3d9a55d4e3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 37 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825815 Operation Baja Blast Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:18:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825815 Operation Baja Blast nonadult comedy "My friends built a contraption to steal Baja Blast from Taco Bell." Now invent a contraption to keep it from going flat. Taco Bell, Soda, Invention, Crime, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825815"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.0cd7aa9db736909103a1ef1d714a1d38.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:173353">steve</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 215 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757928 Variety is the Spice of Life Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:46:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1757928 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Employee: Welcome to Taco Bell, how may I help you?

Customer: Uh, hi. Um, I'm sorry, just give me a second, it's my first time here.

Employee: Take your time, sir.

Customer: Ok, I heard your Chalupas are good, what exactly is that?

Employee: Well, it's just like a taco, but instead of a tortilla it comes in a deep-fried flatbread.

Customer: How about a Gordita?

Employee: It's pretty much a pita bread taco.

Customer: Ok, um what sides come with the value meal?

Employee: You get your choice of either a soft or hard shell taco.

Customer: Really?

Employee: Yes, sir.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:896735"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/3/collegehumor.94172f97e285d8bd992c71a3143d5911.gif"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-06-24 09:46:04 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:896735">aaron hertzog</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:311"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 104 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1808046 Winners just take the job. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:22:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1808046 Winners just take the job. nonadult comedy Winners just take the job. taco bell, sign vandalism, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1808046"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/b/collegehumor.bba0349d251912b0800ec8fbf0163ea0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:957960">scooter</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1807596 Taco Bell is a unique restaurant in that they hire their ingredients. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1807596 Taco Bell is a unique restaurant in that they hire their ingredients. nonadult comedy Taco Bell is a unique restaurant in that they hire their ingredients. sign vandalism, taco bell, kfc, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1807596"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/c/collegehumor.1bb3bf3ddea367069d98e47c117f85d4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1090174">MIKEGRIZZZ</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1767625 Taco Bell Rap Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:14:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1767625 Taco Bell Rap nonadult comedy Probably one of the only hip hop music videos on the to include the phrase "Spicey chicken double decker chili cheese wrap." taco bell, rap, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1767625"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/9/collegehumor.9b385f85bf1aafa056cc4ec9728e94fc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 82 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730003 An Emergency CPR Instructional Sign from a Taco Bell in a Jerry Bruckheimer Film Mon, 07 May 2007 15:46:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730003 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1. Place ear to chest of victim and "shoosh" gathering customers as you listen for heartbeat. Announce that you can hear no pulse and demand they give victim "some air, for Christ's sake."

2. Tear open victim's shirt, place hands on victim's chest and begin sequence of 15 compressions, counting each with audible whisper.

3. Tilt victim's head back, place lips around mouth, and begin respiration. Repeat compression/respiration sequence for up to 2 minutes or until random bystander pats you on shoulder and gently insists victim is "gone."

4. Sit beside victim, defeated, gently weeping with head buried in hands.

5. Shout that it isn't the victim's "time yet" and throw self back on victim's body. Pound clenched fist down on victim's chest until victim miraculously regains consciousness, or bystanders yank you violently away.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-07 15:46:26 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1743784 Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do. Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:04:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1743784 Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do. nonadult comedy Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do. masturbation, taco bell, sauce packet, fortune cookie, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1743784"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/2/collegehumor.042042f611e8819550913392165f8e4c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 130 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1739257 As seen on Ronald's wall... Fri, 02 Feb 2007 00:56:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1739257 As seen on Ronald's wall... nonadult comedy As seen on Ronald's wall... Burger King, McDonalds, ronald mcdonald, car into building, taco bell, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1739257"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/3/collegehumor.7806694cea0ba18c1aa2c5d30b4cc25f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 82 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737211 Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism. Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:58:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737211 Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism. nonadult comedy Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism. obvious, kfc, taco bell, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1737211"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/2/collegehumor.81292a3b88df8b2cbd890fe262f21ab4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:776170">shocker69</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1722485 Next time you are going to eat 100 tacos, we need to see a before and an after picture. Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:02:08 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1722485 Next time you are going to eat 100 tacos, we need to see a before and an after picture. nonadult comedy Next time you are going to eat 100 tacos, we need to see a before and an after picture. taco bell, fishbowl, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1722485"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/a/collegehumor.5be01e7f58fa5fe2412b259a53220431.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:72770">B-Rad, Bitches!</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1715808 Next, you can spell it out in explosive diarrhea. Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:02:08 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1715808 Next, you can spell it out in explosive diarrhea. nonadult comedy Next, you can spell it out in explosive diarrhea. taco bell, collegehumor.com, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1715808"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.9d2a32a5654f5f72867856db82a631d0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:4834">thsker</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:396"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1714494 From the Taco Bell drive thru. 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