You should see the Willy Wonka she got on her breast.

Guy with an Atari tattoo has cans of Fresca around. Surprised?

Could you stop Care Bare staring at my ass?

Or, you can just point your thumbs towards each other and stick your fingers up. The side that makes an L is left. That's how I remember.

Does anyone have a Krang tattoo?

Oh no I meant I wanted you to literally tattoo a ticket to hell on my arm.

Why, yes, I was high when I had the idea. How did you know?

After you get a John Deere tattoo, you don't need to keep wearing a John Deere hat. We get it.

Not just a tattoo of a smurf, not just a tattoo of a smurf on LSD, this is a tattoo of a smurf making LSD. Look at how worried Papa Smurf is about his LSD.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat tattoo.

Boo I tay.

I think Jesus would be proud.

"You think Ghostbusters 1 is cool? Back off man, I'm a scientist."

The only tattoo that pays for itself - "Well at least I can go to the bar broke and get 1 free shot."

The tattoo artist isn't going to forget this one for a while.

No thanks, I've already got a ticket to Poor Decision Making Theater.

A Zelda tattoo... on a girl!

There's no such thing as a good butt tattoo.

Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you read your tattoo, and say "Damn, I always forget. Care to dance?"

What is life like after you get Bob Saget tattooed onto your butt? They probably feel like astronauts who went to the moon, like they have nothing left to accomplish.