This tattoo of a monkey having sex with a football raises many questions. Did the monkey learn to operate a drill to make the hole? Or did he just tear it apart with bare hands? And what the hell is this guy thinking?

I'll never forget the summer of '95. It was the summer I made one of the worst decisions of my life.

If I flex my muscles the right way, I can make it look like the Red Mage is talking to the black one.

They really caught her at the right angle. HIYO!

It's not that big.

No way. Really?

If you've ever gotten the word REDNECK tattooed on your inner lip... you might be a dumbass.

"Gay pride weekend in Pensacola - always a blast!"

"Coincidentally, he pregamed before this tattoo."

Please tell me that's fake and for Halloween.

My tattoo is too big.

What a sucker - this actually says "I'm a huge tool" in elvish.

Why does a raccoon tail let him fly? Raccoons don't fly.

Only one person should get their age tattooed on their back, and that's Hugh Jackman in the Fountain.

Love lost and found again.

So, can I get your World of Warcraft character's name and server? Maybe we can go on a raid some time.

Someone else calls them wings?

Willingly wearing the scarlet letter.

ALVINNNNN!!!!

Shortly after this picture was taken, his mom had to spend all of his family's Christmas money to get it removed.