In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.

This is your brain on drugs on your scalp.

Well, I guess we don't need to have that "worst tattoo" contest after all.

In case you need to stay awake while you're poked with a needle a hundred times a second.

Happy Black History Month everybody!

Some girls like butt tattoos, but girl-on-the-right REALLY likes butt tattoos.

In the New Jersey/Pennsylvania area, Wawa's kind of like 7-11, except it's more fun to say when you're drunk.

Any nerd worth his Simpsons figurines can tell you what a Black Lotus is and what makes it so nerdy.

Doesn't matter what they look like now - anyone that's been a townie for 50 years will know how to handle a beer bong.

In case you can't read it - "Freedom isn't free."

"This tattoo is actually for my younger brother (who is a marine), whose nickname is the manwich. I got it for him the day before he left for Iraq. He loves it. Also, my parents were present for the tattooing."

Grade F meat.

"I call it... Petoria. I was going to call it Peterland, but that gay bar by the airport took it."

I asked for Raphael!

Person who has this tattoo - please explain in the comments what you tell girls you manage to get naked with.

This tattoo of Beetlejuice's head is life-sized.

"A kid got this for his dad, who as you can see is a diabetic."

"It's a long hard story, but the moral is i ended up with a kidney tattooed on my leg."

I'll take things that won't look good in 20 years for 500, Alex.

The Wichita State Shocker giving... well you'll see.