"If Heaven exists... um... never mind."
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You should see the censored version of this. It's really boring.
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James Franco and Seth Rogen's controversial on-stage toke from Sunday night's 2008 MTV Movie Awards.
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Shatner passed on "No Country For Old Men" to make this video.
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To be fair, she does forget to punch the straw through his juice box AT LEAST once a week.
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Only a real fartknocker misspells numnah. Sameer Mishra avoids that mistake and went on to win the 2008 Spelling Bee World Championship.
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The Hour presents an unpleasant look into the past of the famous game show host. His job isn't the only thing in Jeopardy.
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A look at Seth MacFarlane's upcoming "Family Guy" spin off. (Still no word on FOX's "Quagmire Variety Hour!")
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Scott Gairdner presents a party to die for.
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The official trailer for the new 90210 series, now with 100% more racial diversity.
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Oprah Winfrey announces her gift giveaway to 300 women who would later hang themselves, driven to suicide by the crushing weight of normal, everyday happiness.
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Technically this is also good news.
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Movin' on up... specifically to France.
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It's still the most coherent thing O'Reilly's ever said.
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I guess he prefers Sting's earlier work? This is Bill O'Reilly from an old episode of Inside Edition, confirming his hair has always looked as awesome as it does now. He should hang out with Sue Simmons.
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How can we tell the real world from the cartoon world? Think about it.
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It seems gross, but keep in mind this commercial is from Ireland, and that baby is probably very, very drunk.
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"In other health news, an epidemic of memory loss and dyslexia has broken out near the studio..."
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Gossip Girl is interrupted for a series premiere you can't miss. Even if you want to.
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The British know how to treat their ladies.
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