Maybe Jesus was really into Tommy.

"This book cost $115."

Weird: This is from a Grad school textbook. Weirder: It is a physics textbook.

How much work is required to move a textbook author (m = 1.36 x 10^2 kg) outside? Estimate how many people he will meet.

A rare peak at the boring lives of textbook authors.

This should be automatic A's for everyone in the class.

This time you've gone too far Luthor!

Red hair, fair skin, and freckles seem like pretty shitty superpowers.

Vaginas are CRAZY. What the hell is a fornix?

"I mean, I don't like red tights and yellow shirts on guys either, but why does my textbook have to be mean about it?"

According to this, another 15 seconds or so and I should pass out.

And you thought the several hundred dollars you spent on textbooks every semester was a waste.

"This is a page from Harvard's 2006 undergraduate handbook, before someone discovered the error."

So it's okay for them, but when I do it at a party I'm the asshole?

How you know you paid too much for that $75 textbook.

What's more subconsciously racist - drawing this diagram, or recognizing that it looks like a swastika?

Who says physics doesn't have any real world application?

Just a guess, but the author of this immunology textbook has tried and failed to have a threesome.

Well, they are a jazzy people.

First the voices in my head, now you too Mr. Book?