For Rick Astley, 2008 has been a year with many things to be thankful for.
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"A bacon-wrapped turkey stuffed with mini-tacos."
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Here's a timely entry: Pilgrims
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Good thing she wasn't supposed to pardon a human.
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Being Wal-Mart's most talented stock boy is a like being community college valedictorian.
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Thanksgiving. You get a handful of days off school and schlep all the way home so that you can eat one meal. The rest of the time you don’t have anything to do but hang out with old high school friends at the home of that guy who used to...
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A turduckenson - a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a person.
"My 7-year-old brother fell asleep quickly after consuming a monsterous amount of turkey; so my cousins thought it would be fun to pile his dinosaur toys on top of him."
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A Thanksgiving special for anyone that grew up with Nickelodeon.
Oh, I think we'll be fine.
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Why get a turkey when all anyone wants is the stuffing?
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Happy Thanxgiving!
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Turkey Shocker!! We had a little Thanksgiving dinner before everyone headed out for break.
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5 years ago "I wasnt able to make it home for the holidays so my friends send me something to remember them by. I love my friends."
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Gain WeightYou've been at college for the better part of three months, and in this time you've gone to a few classes, made a few friends, drank a few beers, and made far too many trips to the dessert bar. Instead of owning up to the fact...
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Historical AccuracySquantos Son: Hey, my family hunted all last week for today's feast. Are you excited to try all these things? I bet its different then what your used to. Nathaniel: Hey guess what? After the feast my daddy says he's gonna...
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'Twas the night before Thanksgiving, when all through the town,Every creature was stirring their mixed drinks around;The Natties were poured into solos with care,In hopes that old drinking buddies soon would be there;The children were nestled...
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Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!I love Thanksgiving.I love eating.You're still down at the kids table, sweetheart.I'll never respect you as an adult.Ha! You kids just can't wait to finish your meals and get back to...
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The BuzzkillThe Kid is between the ages of 6 and 10 and idolizes you for whatever reason. Despite you being almost 15 years older, he believes the two of you have a ton in common and should...
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