It may only be the beginning of November, but before you know it there will be snow on the ground and you'll be staring head-on into the barren wasteland of winter. Take action now, before it's too late!Develop a solid layer...
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The BuzzkillThe Kid is between the ages of 6 and 10 and idolizes you for whatever reason. Despite you being almost 15 years older, he believes the two of you have a ton in common and should...
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Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!I love Thanksgiving.I love eating.You're still down at the kids table, sweetheart.I'll never respect you as an adult.Ha! You kids just can't wait to finish your meals and get back to...
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A couple years ago some genius took his chicken and jammed it inside his duck, then he jammed that into his turkey and shoved it into the oven. The result was turducken, the greatest Thanksgiving bird-monstrosity of all time. It's delicious. Here...
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'Twas the night before Thanksgiving, when all through the town,Every creature was stirring their mixed drinks around;The Natties were poured into solos with care,In hopes that old drinking buddies soon would be there;The children were nestled...
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Historical AccuracySquantos Son: Hey, my family hunted all last week for today's feast. Are you excited to try all these things? I bet its different then what your used to. Nathaniel: Hey guess what? After the feast my daddy says he's gonna...
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Gain WeightYou've been at college for the better part of three months, and in this time you've gone to a few classes, made a few friends, drank a few beers, and made far too many trips to the dessert bar. Instead of owning up to the fact...
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Urgency of defecation breakAmount of turnips eatenAmount of mashed potatoes eatenWine drunkTolerability of own familyAttractiveness of second cousin Living grandparents
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Thanksgiving. You get a handful of days off school and schlep all the way home so that you can eat one meal. The rest of the time you don’t have anything to do but hang out with old high school friends at the home of that guy who used to...
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