Awesome Picture I Didn’t Find Until It Was Too Late: Fayed, in Mortal Kombat mode.
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preview, so check YouTube for spoilers here. However, I don’t think Chloe is going down, it’s too obvious. Or is it? Let us know whom you think is going down at craftinvegas@gmail.com! Or don’t, that’s fine.
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Actual Kimeo! At last! I don't care if it's just a commercial for something else. She’s hot, she’s imperiled . . . she’s Kim! Elisha Cuthbert stars in the upcoming “Captivity”, a film in which Kim is chesty and...
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Chloe’s minute: Acceding to my demands for More Nadia, 24 had no choice but to reduce Chloe’s role to about a minute per hour. This week, Morris makes her cry for telling him how he fucked up by arming nuclear weapons for terrorists...
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BONUS MORNING AFTER: DRIVE! Basically it’s Cannonball Run, but with the guy from Firefly in the Burt Reynolds gig. The white ho from Hustle & Flow is also in it. This week, everyone gets/figures out a clue (same thing last week) and...
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Ethnic stereotype update: Having Cheng Zhi take the reins as the main villain is bad news for Jack, primarily because he’s being played by Tzi Ma, who is pretty outspoken in his disapproval of prevailing Asian stereotypes in American...
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jail cell, ruins any potential “Caged Heat” scenario by noisily demanding her cell phone, a fish taco, to speak the embassy, American Idol results, etc., so thoroughly annoying the local constabulary that they call a cab to pick her...
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as well as a few pro-Milo posts. Overall, a good showing, but the winning ticket was held by Bears Fan Guy from Indiana (actual name unknown, and even his sig is a bit off-color, albeit hilarious). BFG’s insult, which involved an 80s...
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CONTEST! I’m running out of insulting names for Milo, despite the fact that this whole hooking up with Nadia thing has prompted me to hate him more than ever. Whoever comes up with the best insult for Milo, I’ll buy some random &...
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Major character deathwatch: Gotta be the President, and not just because of the brain thing. Looks like a dangerous show to be on in general if you're black. If they don't knock this off soon, they won't be able to get anyone black to be on the...
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could have escaped to the hills with Patrick Swayze to form a band of guerrilla high-school kids like in “Red Dawn”, complete with Swayze wasting C. Thomas Howell and Kim wearing an utterly impractical camouflage outfit that leaves...
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Why not split it into four shots, including one of Kim, drunk in sunglasses and a bikini top, noisily snarfing oysters at the Bellagio? No reason this shouldn’t be in there. This week’s pressing question: Would you still watch 24 if...
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Curiously absent is anyone calling bullshit on Jack’s dad. Couldn’t Dad have called Logan in the first place in an effort to find and kill Gredenko and maybe avoided a fucking nuclear weapon going off in LA? Gosh, also, maybe then...
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Nadia’s minute: Looks like they’re only giving Marisol Nichols about a minute per hour to work it, but she filled it up pretty well this time. Basically, Nadia rocked the skirt over to Morris to call out the no macho, changing...
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Gredenko, the Russian general who brought the nukes over, is crazy and more involved than previously believed. I like Marilyn because she’s kept in shape, she’s actually quite helpful, and she isn’t particularly...
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Best upper-middle class euphemism/metaphor for boning: When Jack tells Graham’s wife Marylin that Graham is involved in all kinds of terrorist shit, Marylin says, “He hasn’t confided in me in years.” Is that what the kids...
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Moment of Gravitas: “I love the constitution, but I won’t be ducking behind it when the next nuke goes off.” – Lennox.Proposed Kimeo: Kim, while flying into LAX from a disastrous honeymoon in Maui, could be...
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Better yet, Graham’s wife is played by still-kinda-hot Rena Sofer (apparently the only person not affected by 24 running at the same time as Heroes), who had some kind of thing with Jack in the past. Graham, who really should know...
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This week’s Moment of Gravitas: Jack saying, “I didn’t want to die for nothing. This way I get to die for something.”Proposed Kimeo: When the storage thing explodes, a hunk of debris could have flown out and bonked...
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