'The Morning After Dexter' Articles
- Wednesday, Dec 31 1969
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Article:Morning After Dexter: 'Waiting to Exhale'
Episode #2.2This was an average episode compared to the season two premiere, which is sort of like having sex with Scarlett Johansson and then telling people she looks mediocre when she wears clothes. What I’m saying is that this episode...
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Morning After Dexter: 'An Inconvenient Lie'
Episode #2.3Last episode saw Dexter falsely admit that he was a heroin addict, which means he now has to go to treatment. Why couldn’t he just keep denying it? It would have made all of this so much easier. Maybe it’s just that: it...
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Morning After Dexter: 'See-Through'
I thought it was neat how Dexter (or ‘Dextah’ as Lila calls him) brought her to see all of his victims. Because civilians are of course allowed to hang out in morgues. It will be bad news for Dex if he falls for this “N.A....
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Morning after Dexter: ‘The Dark Defender’
I don’t care what Lila looks like naked; I would really appreciate it if she would stop fucking with Dexter’s head. Let the man kill bad people. Good news, everyone! Rita’s mom quit her job and decided to move in with her...
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Morning after Dexter: 'Dex, Lies & Videotape'
After another appetizing set of opening credits, we move into the sixth episode of Dexter.So we know that Dex’s biological mom and his foster dad were banging. Some people think Harry could possibly be Dexter’s real dad, but I believe...
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Morning after Dexter: 'That Night, a Forest Grew'
I think this episode proved that Lila was never addicted to narcotics, but instead to lighting shit on fire. Since it’s impossible to bullshit a bullshitter, Lila will probably soon realize Dexter’s true addiction if she hasn’t...
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Morning After Dexter: 'Morning Comes'
Episode #2.8Well, well, well. Just when loyal Dexter viewers were wondering if the show was beginning to slip, tonight ousts the season premiere as the best one of the season. More things happened tonight than the previous four episodes combined,...
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Morning After Dexter: 'Resistance is Futile'
Starting... now.Anyway, how awesome is Doakes’ voicemail? The man even sounds pissed via telecommunication. I wonder what kind of away message he would have. **It was nice to see all of us viewers finally get what we had been asking for: an...
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Morning After Dexter: 'There's Something About Harry'
Episode #2.10Sunday night saw the tenth episode in what is being called “the best series since The Sopranos” (according to Guy Who Has Never Bothered To Watch a Full Episode of The Sopranos).After a ton of unexpected crap happening...
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Morning After Dexter: 'Left Turn Ahead'
Episode 2.11Tonight’s episode of Dexter had a striking resemblance to all of my experiences at Taco Bell: it was delicious, it gave me huge cravings for actual steak, and then ended with me getting really bad diarrhea.It’s just that...
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Morning After Dexter: 'The British Invasion'
Dexter finds Rita's kids just where he thought they'd be: at Lila's house. It's then that she decides to -surprise- light a fire and lock the three very flammable people inside. The kids get out through a window and Dexter is left to break down a...
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Morning After Dexter: 'It’s Alive'
Chino breaks free of the table like he was being held down by a pile of elegant doilies and is out the door. This will cause a much bigger problem than letting a skinny blind guy go free because now there is definitely one person who knows what...
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