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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: Bless Us And Keep Us Safe
The credits roll as we see Jared play a hole on his makeshift mini-golf course which consists of a glass jar and a 2x4. He made bogey. I love that kid.Cry Count:Religious Kid (Pussiest Cry Ever) – 1Cody – 2Random Blonde Girl At...
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: Viva La Revolucion
-->And, on that note…goodbye from Bonanza City.Jeez, only 1,000 words this week? I must be getting soft. Or, maybe, it’s just time for midterms.Next week: Taylor kicks Anjay in his non-existent balls.Don’t forget to JOIN THE...
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: Bonanza Is Disgusting!
-In other KN news, Cody and his GF are probably having a baby by now. So congratulations to him. To make up for lack of substance, here are some questions that have been bugging me and I think they need to be discussed.1. What happens with the...
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: The Root Of All Evil
He makes two dollars and ninety cents and unlike a normal Jew decides to go spend all that shit. The Bill Gates of Bonanza buys all new clothes with his earnings and literally looks like a pimp. I’m not kidding…think Kramer in The...
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: Starved For Entertainment
With Hollywood writers on strike, at least we can be thankful for one thing: Awful reality television! That’s right, it’s time, once again, for Kid Nation!Folks, the residents of Bonanza City are facing a serious crisis. It’s one...
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation
Cursing, Threats, Insults, and a brief appearance by God. Without a doubt last night was the best “Kid Nation” yet. Hey, It’s Paul Scheer (From MTV’s Human Giant) filling in for Mark Zito, who is out sick with tonsillitis....
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: Where's Bonanza, Dude?
If this episode revolves around Taylor not doing work again, I’m going to be fucking mad. After 30 something days in Bonanza, clearly, Sophia has gone insane. To prove some ridiculous point about how she’s better than the rest of the...
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: We've All Decided To Go Mad
Jasmine. I don't remember seeing her. Anyway, she has some pretty funny observations in her bio: " Who have been some of the best U.S. presidents, and why? Clinton I only know about 2 and Bush is not the one. Things seemed to have been better for...
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: I’m Trying To Be A Leader Here!
We’ve lost the youngest member of Kid Nation.After the somber moment, it’s time to present the first gold star. The council has an internal debate about whether to give the star to Shaggy Haired Michael for his speech or to give it to...
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Article:The Morning After Kid Nation: To Kill Or Not Kill?
JIMMY, WE MISS YOU.And, oh yeah, check out my website at http://markzito.com or my radio show on Saturdays 12-3p on WJPZ 89.1 Syracuse.ALSO, JOIN THE JARED FACEBOOK GROUP!
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