'The Morning After Lost' Articles
24 total- Friday, Feb 8 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:How Stupid Do You Think I Am?
Decisions are difficult. And deciding between two people is even more difficult. Sometimes, a decision between two people affects our lives so deeply, that we weigh the consequences with the most intense thoughtfulness and every bit of intuition...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker24
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- Friday, Feb 1 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:I Am Dead, But I'm Here
Three months ago, the Writers Guild of America went on strike. They were concerned about the unfair compensation that writers receive for new media projects. The controversial strike, supported by other guilds such as the Screen Actors Guild, is...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker50
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- Wednesday, Dec 31 1969
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The Morning After - Lost (2/7)
Cell phones were silenced, salsa and chips were placed on the coffee table, and everyone in the room was told to shut the fuck up. Why? Because Lost is back, baby!Poor, evil, maniacal Ben has been bleeding for three months (in our time) through a...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker
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Article:What Was He, A Diplomat?
She wanted breakfast in bed. Check.She wanted flowers. Check.She wanted you to wear a cheesy red tie that matched her dress. Check.She wanted you to go down on her because, let's face it, you don't do that enough. Check.She wanted you to write her...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker15
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The Morning After Lost - A Penny Saved...
Who needs candy? Or cheap red teddy bears? Or flowers? Or fancy dinners? Or sexy lingerie? Or companionship? Who needs LOVE, people, when you’ve got LOST?Singles won this week, since those of us who didn’t have some whiny bitch to...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 3 likes
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Article:No, This Is Not Amnesia
It's the most glamorous night of the year. The biggest stars are out. The red carpet is laid down. Expensive gowns are zipped up. Tuxedos are donned. And all of Hollywood " and the world - is abuzz at what will happen. You break out the fancy...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker21
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The Morning After Lost: “I'd like to go back to my cage now.”
On Monday, we honored the brave and intelligent men who, as President, have led our country through the 3 great eras in American History: the era of revolution, the era of progress, and the era of Lost. Yes, that’s a real era. Look it up,...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 5 likes
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Article:"YOU'RE MINE! ... (long pause) ... Take as much time as you need."
Let's recap.Hillary broke Barack's streak. Exciting? Not really. Because it's still not enough to pull ahead.Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. Heartbreaking? Not really. He seems to be doing fine.Project Runway announced that little "Flock of...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker12
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The Morning After Lost - Let's Look Death in the Face and Say "Whatever"
Sure, you may have attended an Oscar party last weekend. Hey, maybe you even hosted one. You sat around your dorm room or apartment and joked about Camren Diaz’s too-recent face surgery. Your roommate made inappropriate comments during the...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 4 likes
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Article:'Nice to meet you, Kevin"
If there's one thing we've learned from Lost, it's to expect the unexpected.We know now that polar bears can live on tropical islands. That cripples can walk again. That our consciousness can travel through time.We've also learned that nothing is...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker9
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Article:The Morning After "Lost"-- Never Trust an Eye Patch
It’s Spring Break! Time to take of your shirt, enter a wet tee-shirt contest and let your fruity cocktail in a souvenir mug give you the guts you need to hook up with that hot stranger. Sure, by day three you’ll realize that you can&...
KEEP READINGBy Margot leitman 4 likes
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Article:"I'm here to die"
Anticipation. Suspense. Eagerness.It takes a lot of time, energy, thought, experience and wisdom to figure this out.There are bound to be surprises. There are particular outcomes whose certainty rivals the sky's blueness. And yet, you know that,...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker14
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The Morning After - Lost - Submarine SandWHOOSH!
Your heart’s racing. Your palms are sweating. You’re pretty bombed, but you can still make out the tiny numbers on the screen. It’s fucking NCAA tourney time, and for those of us who live for March, we are in our glory. My team&...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 2 likes
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The Morning After Lost
Article:What Are You Talking About? The Doctor is Fine.
To Do List:Learn Portuguese. Break up with that wannabe hipster chick. Study more.Back up your computer.Start training for a marathon.Join a foos ball league.Get your shit together, in general.You were given five weeks off from life to accomplish...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker6
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The Morning After – Lost : “Who the Hell is Nikki?”
We all did it. We saw the two sexy yet nameless passengers starting out as glorified extras and eventually graduating to half-ass cast members with a few more lines. We thought we knew exactly what was up. We thought we were smart. We thought, &...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 3 likes
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Article:I'm the one who came back. I'm the one who saved you.
We've all done it. We let that person slip away from us. The only one who ever really felt right in your arms, on your lips, and just walking next to you. It was just the two of you against the world. But, life throws us obstacles. Jobs, distance,...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker13
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The Morning After, Lost – “I don’t like…blankets.”
They put shrink wrap on porn magazines for many reasons. One of the reasons is so that people don’t take a free peek. Another reason is so people don’t tear out a page without buying the magazine. And, yet another reason is so people...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 4 likes
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Article:Destiny, John, Is A Fickle Bitch
Turning for the homestretch, Big Brown swept past Recapturetheglory, who had taken a narrow lead from Cowboy Cal, and from there it was just a formality as Big Brown cruised to the finish line.Your heart sank when you lost the 20 bones you just...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker10
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The Morning After Lost - What the Hell Is She Doing Here?
Billions of years ago, we were little more than mindless organisms floating aimlessly through the ocean. Tiny, single-celled, conscious-less beings that drifted through liquid in whichever direction it took us. Millions of years later, we...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 3 likes
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The Morning After, Lost: Just Tell The Girl You’re Too Bloody Scared
We’ve all been there. We’re depressed: the person we love kisses someone else on the playground, takes someone else to the prom, or has a picnic with someone else on the beach of a deserted island under a tarp several weeks after one...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 8 likes
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