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Article:The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Everett Poe
Speaking of kids... a girl in a school uniform is sitting in Sean's office. She's all, "I'm a sexpot," and Sean's all, "I'm a professional. With a boner." Long story short, she wants him to repair her hymen, which she broke while riding her horse....
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The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Chaz Darling
Dear Nip/Tuck,Here is my Christmas List: 1) More abundant and gory surgeries. 2) Sex that is not with fat white ladies. 3) Less footage of Sean's ass. 4) Xanax with two free refills. I have a feeling I'm not going to get any of those, but here's...
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The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Daniel Sands
I'm really not sure how I feel about this week's episode. On the one hand, it was stupid as hell for the first 45 minutes. On the other hand, those 45 minutes were supposed to be an episode of a reality show, so if it weren't stupid, that would be...
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The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Dr. Joshua Bell
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" starts to play as Julia appears on Christian's doorstep. She says basically the same words that Kimber said earlier, about needing him to stick his ding-dong in her hoo-ha, and I'm sure the disparity in the sincerity...
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The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Rachael Ban Natan
This is just going to be the white elephant in the room of my recap if I don't say it straight away, so here goes: Matt is going to be appearing in a film about a vagina that has teeth. That has to be the best thing I've heard so far this year,...
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The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Magda and Jeff
The episode was pretty awesome. Not gonna lie, I've been a little bit buzzed for the past, like, four hours, but I can still objectively determine that it was a lot better than last week's episode. We open on a tiny little old lady (Magda) and her...
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Article:Kyle McKenzie
When I used to go to Tulane, my boyfriend and I would watch Nip/Tuck together every week. If an episode was really good, like if 8 people died or Quentin had no penis or Matt had to cut off a pre-op tranny's penis, afterwards we would...
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Article:Lulu Grandiron
Happy Mardi Gras everyone! If you were paying attention to the clues last week, you learned that I used to go to school in New Orleans, so Mardi Gras used to be a very special, very drunken time for me. Example from 1996:I had nightmares from this...
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Article:August Walden
Oh man, this was the best episode of Star Wars ever! H&S gets a bad review in a magazine. Specifically, the critic thinks that Sean isn't necessarily a bad actor, just the most boring-looking person in the world. At least that critic has his...
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Article:Darlene Lowell
Oh man, you guys. It's the end of the road. The VERY LAST NIP/TUCK OF THE SEASON. WHAT WILL HAPPEN???!!??!!??!?!1/!??!?Stiffler's mom had surgery in Thailand or someplace Asian and poor because she was worried about the paparazzi in California....
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The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Carly Summers
"), and he wished Sean could have been there, but "she came so quickly" (that's what HE said!) that there was no time for Sean to get out to Miami. He loves Sean and Christian, he's super ugly, blah blah blah. During this, Sean and Christian go...
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The Morning After Nip/Tuck: "Joyce and Sharon Monroe"
Not gonna lie, tonight was way better than the stupid season premiere: H&S was funny and ridiculous rather than annoying, Portia diRossi is obviously beautiful and therefore worth my time no matter how deplorable her reason for being on the show...
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