Unfortunately, the question was about surviving a bear attack.

I ran into Stanley, pretty much the happiest he's ever looked.

Schrute, the college years.

Close, but work on the smirk.

If you're Jim, that makes your friend there Dwight.

Pam and Jim

That might actually be Pam.

Didn't you two break up?

Sloth and Michael Scott would probably get along really well.

30 Rock costume, The Office bobblehead.

We do not grow pumpkins at Schrute farms, we grow beets.

"The exchange rate for Schrute Bucks is the highest its ever been, so cash in those Stanley Nickels."

Someone's been watching too much The Office.

Dressing up as Dwight Schrute doesn't really work unless you're already weird looking.

I have been Michael's number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like...Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You're gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

A good The Office costume is near impossible.

More The Office pranks.

"The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies."

Schrute Farms rule!