Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Let me tell you about another 'crazy guy.' He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always listen to what people said was right. And that guy's name is ... I forget. But the moral of the story is ... I forget that too.

Shotgun Homer-side!

"Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! AHHH!!!!"

Embarassing 90's Pics

Anybody else have any embarrassing childhood pictures from the 90's? Send them in!

Sideshow Bob?

The Simpsons

If they were really into the costume, they all would have cut off a finger.

Mr. Burns

Smithers, get me another beer.

Marge would make a disapproving noise if she saw this.

Lesser Simpsons Characters

Everyone to the Treehouse of Horror!

Duff Man is such a popular costume, he gets his own tag.

Our Pimp-a-Pumpkin contest is now official. Send us your jack-o-lanterns, and we'll all vote on the best one the day before Halloween.

So awesome, it's almost a shame to cover it in cheap beer. Almost.

THIS IS SPRINGFIELD!!!!

The only thing more hardcore would be a tattoo that says "Seasons 3-8 for life."

The best movie marketing scheme since Carnival Cruise lines sank one of their boats right before 'Titanic' came out.

The two greatest family shows ever.

"Saw it in the Simpsons, and never thought it existed until I saw it in a department store."

I've been staring at it for 10 minutes, and I still don't think I got everything on this awesome beer pong table.

Merry Homer-mas everybody!