'The Graphic Truth' Articles
59 total- Wednesday, Oct 10 2007
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Article:The More Free Time You Have
ReadingSleepAmount you hate your lifeLikelihood you're an infantLikelihood you're a senior citizenLikelihood you enjoy weedBed sores
KEEP READING - Thursday, Sep 27 2007
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The Harder Your Classes Are
Amount you studyAmount you complain about studyingLikelihood that you're a comm majorProfessors "pleased"Frustration Drinking
KEEP READING - Thursday, Sep 20 2007
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The Amount Of Money You Have
ProblemsLikelihood you're a musicianDepth of Money PoolLikelihood that you own more than one carLikelihood that you own more than one car companyMonocles worn
KEEP READING - Thursday, Sep 13 2007
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The Longer Your Hair Grows
How badass you look while standing in the windLikelihood that you're blackLikelihood someone will try to climb itHow often your mom asks you to cut itNumber of mammals living in itNumber you're aware of
KEEP READING - Friday, Sep 7 2007
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The Harder You Party
Andrew WK royalty checks mailedPercentage of party rememberedPartying rights fought forUnprotected sexProbability that your parents will return from Hawaii earlyBirthday cakes eatenBirthday cakes sexed
KEEP READING - Friday, Aug 24 2007
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The Better You Are At Video Games
Video game film adaptations enjoyedThumb muscleBody muscle Erections caused by female video game charactersWeight lost playing HaloTann00bagePwnage
KEEP READING - Friday, Aug 17 2007
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The Longer You've Lived With Your Roommate
Ability to recognize his scent from a distanceCommon Law marriages qualified forPercent open the door is when you poopHow often you willingly hang out outside of the houseAmount you like his girlfriend hanging out at your placeHair in drain
KEEP READING - Monday, Aug 6 2007
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The Amount Of Facial Hair You Have
Volleyballs you're friends withAmount of time spent having sexHow often you trip on your beardAmount of people encouraging you to keep growing "that phat beard"Amount of people who think it looks goodSpells cast
KEEP READING - Friday, Jul 20 2007
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Article:Amount of Time Spent At Work
Work AccomplishedTime spent looking at CollegeHumor.com instead of working Lunch BreaksAmount of times Streeter has called you by a weird variation of your nameIntern DiscontentRate of Email CheckingFocus Pay
KEEP READINGBy CH Interns
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- Friday, Jul 13 2007
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The Amount Of Time You've Been At The Party
Your standardsAmount you're willing to "Eat that sh*t, dude! Eat it, bro!"How sober you areDaylight seenHow much you "F*CKING LOVE THIS SONG!"Times Brother Assknuckle has forcibly removed you from his bathroom and thrown you on the sidewalk....
KEEP READING - Friday, Jun 29 2007
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The Amount You Love America
Amount you love talking about loving AmericaHow well you know the words to the "Star Spangled Banner"Variety of cheeses you're willing to eatPercentage of your car covered in stickers of this colorAmount you're a terroristThinking Stephen Colbert...
KEEP READING - Friday, Jun 15 2007
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Amount Of Friends You Had In High School
Amount your college friends careValue of virtual Second Life real estate, in Linden DollarsAerosmith concerts attendedYour weight (guys)Your weight (girls)How cool you wereHow cool you think you wereNumber of high school friends who'll be at your...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Jun 5 2007
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The More You Sweat
Hugs received from friends and familyNumber of t-shirt changes per dayExcuses madePeople jokingly asking "where's the pool?"People seriously wanting to know where you just went swimmingLikelihood that it's To The OldiesDegree to which you have...
KEEP READING - Wednesday, May 23 2007
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The Amount Of Pizza You Eat
Blemishes Girls' desire to eat pizza with youNumber of times your business card has been selected for a free lunchHow immediately recognizable this object is to youTendency to dab off excess grease with a napkin Tendency to dab off extra grease...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, May 15 2007
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Your Summer Activities By Age
Complaining about the heatGetting handjobs from Jessica Meyers in the pool at the Motel 6 on route 22Pissing in the poolSh*tting in the poolWorking (Teacher's Exception)Dying in a hot carEmbarrassing your family at the beach. I mean, seriously,...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, May 8 2007
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Your Summer Activities By Weight
DancingHating your bodyWearing one of those bathing suits with a skirt attached to itWatching 'RENT'Underboob sweatAccidental harpooningsIntentional harpoonings!split
KEEP READING - Tuesday, May 1 2007
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The Amount Of Time Spent Studying For Finals
Odds that you're a Mass Communications majorAmount of knowledge you'll retain once finals are overAmount of cheating earnedAmount you complain about studyingObnoxious desire to quote Descartes in conversationProcrasturbation sessionsAmount you...
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Apr 25 2007
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The Amount Of Time You Spend Outside
Chances of meeting girlsChances of beating Guitar HeroSlip and Slide injuriesBadger attacksSIX MOTHERF*CKING FLAGS, BABY!Amount of squintingFarmer's Tan!split
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Apr 10 2007
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The Closer It Gets To Summer
!sliceFrequency of visits to the gymHomework completedBeing addressed as "Brother Assface" on a daily basisThat time Trent was all "I'm gonna miss you guys, you guys are my best friends, I'm a little girl, wah wah wah." What a homo. Calls to...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Apr 3 2007
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Article:The Graphic Truth
"Seriously dude, shut the f*ck up. I'm trying to think."Number of times "Uptown Girl" has been listened toNotebooks thrown at Jake Hurwitz for being a total f*cking waste of space. Man, I wish I could go back and sleep with my ex-girlfriends now...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 92 likes
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