An Invisible Thread

Mercifully, for many of you, that's the end of this volume, and we get our traditional sneak peek at the start of the next one - titled Redemption.What We See:- Tracy is back, forming out of a puddle of water like an Alex Mack made of boobs and...

Turn and Face the Strange

Last Week on Heroes: Claire learned she'll never be able to use date rape as an excuse in college. Danko and Sylar got so close they briefly grazed penises.Angela says that to find their answers, they're gonna have to dig through the metaphorical...

Into Asylum

Nathan used his watch to buy Claire's necklace back, and she's like "but I just sold my neck to buy you this chain for your watch!" Then they laugh for hours.Bad Ass Moments:- New love!- "We Gotta Get Outta This Place" plays awesomely over the...

Cold Snap

Tracy finally tracks down REBEL and... ah, Jesus. I was really liking this episode, too. Ugh, OK, so Micah is REBEL. God damn it. Well, at least it makes sense, I guess. Anyway he's pissed at Tracy about selling him out for her own freedom. Agents...

Cold Wars

If you've ever doubted that I truly care about the success of this show, know that this episode has pissed me off so bad that I can't even muster the cynicism to joke about it. The best I can do this week is give you a forum in which to discuss...

Building 26

Trust and Blood

Last Week on Heroes: Hiro bought Ando a supersuit that would've made him look completely leotarded. Everyone got arrested like it was the third act of Casino, then Nathan loaded them on a plane like it was the first scene of U.S. Marshals. Also I...

A Clear and Present Danger

To be fair, Matt and Daphne are both avoiding the use of their powers in order to lay low, because now that the Heroes writers have finally picked the Watchmen corpse clean, they've turned their attention toward ripping off The Incredibles. Also...

The Eclipse, Part 2

Mohinder goes to find Maya, because GOD DAMN IT MOHINDER. Luckily before she even has a chance to open the script, he notices that his scales have returned and scurries away.Hiro was looking for three stars to the right and straight on till...

The Eclipse, Part 1

New power couple Sylelle decides they need to find The Cheerleader post haste, because on Heroes that's usually a good place to start. But before they leave, Sylar complains about something or other, so Elle calls him a bitch-boy, so he kills that...

It's Coming

Claire and Uncle Peter compete to see who can sound the most retarded during a conversation about how he's going off to fight his dad with no powers, and how her newfound love of tasers is sending her down a Path to the Dark Side, and how they...

Villains

Andrew B. opted out of writing this column so he could go back to watching Prison Break, which ironically features far fewer instances of prison break than Heroes. When he asked if I wanted to take over, I was all, "Of course I will, because being...

Dying of the Light

Last Week On Heroes: Mohinder cocooned Maya at the request of the audience, Claire made friends with a vortex-creatin' villain and got pissed at Noah for putting him in an ethical dilemma, Nathan and Tracy found out they were experiments, Daphne...

Angels and Monsters

Last Week On Heroes: Peter went to the future and got Sylar's hunger for power-brains, FutureSylar was a nice fella until Sylar Jr. died and he exploded, Tracy and Nathan started their path towards love and the White House, FutureClaire was evil,...

I Am Become Death

FutureDaphne is married to FutureMatt and  they take care of FutureMolly and another daughter. FutureNathan is president (for real this time) and married to FutureTracy. The Evil Justice League tracks Peter down to Sylar's place and Knox...

One of Us, One of Them

Where We Last Left Our Heroes: FuturePeter decided to make a mess out of the past, Hiro and Ando lightheartedly chased after a speedster that would bring about Armageddon, Noah left Claire's negligent, deadbeat, fire-creatin' mom to babysit, Peter...

The Second Coming/The Butterfly Effect

Where We Last Left Our Heroes: Hiro dispatched of Adam Monroe by burying him alive, Peter stopped the virus from being unleashed after trying to unleash it, Maya went to Mohinder to get her to stop crying black goo but ended up bringing Sylar...

Morning After Heroes 11.19.07

So West ended up being a pretty cool dude, a real bad ass, who actually wants to be a hero. Those are the kind of characters I like. When Claire’s mom mentioned that Claire liked boys like her father, and HRG said oh because he could fly....

Morning After Heroes 11.12.07

Nothing is hotter than using a girl (just kidding, I am not a hunky dude, so I can’t pull it off, but a chubby guy can dream). I wonder if Kensei is being good or evil, I can’t tell. That is some suspense I am actually interested in....

Heroes The Morning After 11/05/07