CollegeHumor: The South Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901619 YOU ALL sound like a bunch of crazies! Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:44:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901619 YOU ALL sound like a bunch of crazies! nonadult comedy YOU ALL sound like a bunch of crazies! y'all, magazine, the south, ted turner, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901619"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/9/collegehumor.660bf349f641f56fdcbcf029bc216e0b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884974 Insane Engine Explosion Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:17:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884974 Insane Engine Explosion nonadult comedy Enus survived unharmed, but he was never quite the same after losing that tractor. 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ME: It’s been a great four years living with you guys, but we’d better start thinking of who’s taking some of this stuff home. I’d love to have this futon bed, if nobody else wants it.

PERCY: Well now, hold on, good sir. I do believe that if you take another look at Mama’s will, you’ll see she bequeathed all seven acres of this estate to yours truly, including Father’s fine velvet chair.

BLANCHE: Percy! Mama would never leave our beloved home to a thieving little scoundrel like you. What manner of legal hornswagglin’ have you pulled?

ME: Huh? Velvet?... Whatever. It’s cool, Blanche. Percy can have the futon if he—

PERCY: Why, Blanche! I have never been so insulted. Are you insinuatin’ that I… I manipulated the will in some way?

BLANCHE: Don’t be coy with me, Percy Lee Grangerford. I've seen you down at the riverboat talkin’ with Mr. McCoy from the loan company. That no-good snake-in-the-grass has had his eye on our plantation since the war ended.

ME: Look, just give Blanche the futon, okay Percy? You can have the… the computer desk we got at Ikea last fall.

BLANCHE: (fainting) Heavens to Betsy, no! That davenport has been in our family for four generations, it has. Why, it belonged to our great-grandfather, General T. Thaddius Clemens. And it was supposed to pass to our  beloved brother, Whitney.

PERCY: Whitney?! (laughs) Why, that boy’s got such a wicked case of the consumption he can barely lift his pale white head off that silk divan he’s always lying on, much less a piece of fine mahogany like this. Ain’t that right, Whitney?

WHITNEY: Cough. Cough. (whispering) I’d hate to be a bother, but would one of ya’ll be kind enough to replace the leeches on my stomach? I believe I’m about due for a fresh blood-lettin’.
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