Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.

Online ad placement strikes again.

Not yet... not yet... ATTACK!

"I thought it would be a good idea and run across the field... unfortunately i was banned from games for the rest of the season."

I can't beleive you're getting married! Who am I going to go bowling with?

So adorable you will weep butterscotch.

"Mama tigress had premature tiger babies that died and she got depressed. So the zoo decided to replace them with pigs and fool the mom by dressing them in tiger skins."

Yes, getting this cake for your 4-year-old's birthday party would make you a bad parent.

Even mighty beasts need help getting around sometimes.

Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright

Never fool with a sleeping tiger.

"Inbred tiger."

"I JUST WANT TO KICK IT IN THE FACE!!!"

"I love you, man."

...so then my car got towed, and I still ended up having to pay the ticket. It was probably the worst thing that ever happened to anyone.

The tiger is giving his "come hither" look.

We like three kinds of animal pictures. Animals doing it, animals pretending they are people, and animals being precious. This one is precious.

"Sucks to be that guy"

Make your own 'pussy' joke... now.

"I'd like to see this tiger blow it's nose" (nudity, I guess?)