Yet the soda itself remains potable! Isn't it amazing, folks?
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Elevators are scary. Imagine getting stuck in one for two days by yourself. Well, it happened to this guy and you can watch a timelapse video fot he life-ruining ordeal.
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Luckily he had enough time to compose the piano piece to accompany this time lapse.
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Hate to ruin November for you guys, but here it is. Who's excited for December, though?!
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"On second thought, I liked it where it was."
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Without the efforts of these fine people, the NC State basketball team would have to play the majority of their games on ice.
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We're sorry, but girls are in another dorm.
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A movie so good, it took 35 years to make.
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Ants attempting to carry a dead toad out of a bucket. This is like the end of Super Mario Bros 2.
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"Myself and a couple have friends have entered the above into the Modest Mouse video competition. Using green screen footage provided by the band we cut a simple music video. We then degraded the images and printed out each frame sequentially. (all 4133 of them) We then nailed each "shot" of 50-100 posters to various structures and posts."
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This must be the only surface that they are legally allowed to paint on.
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Mommy, where do drugs come from?
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It's all fun and games until somebody tries to dive in.
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This is what adobe photoshop 1.0 looked like.
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Makes your last night seem a little non productive, huh?
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Man, imagine playing "Wipe Out" on this baby.
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Some say, this is how DaVinci created the original Mona Lisa. They are dead wrong.
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In a perfect world, people would be able to grow beards just as fast.
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1 game of beer pong. 2 teams. 1000 cups.
I'll give you $20 bucks for it.
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