"He walked up to the photographer with a cello, a bag of pillows and blankets and immediately asked if he could take his shirt off. When she told him no he replied, 'Alright, the transformers shirt will do."

Snowbots in disguise

He transforms into water.

Transformers Party

Get Soundwave up here and start blasting Roll Out.

Transformers

"Each costume hid eight beers to sneak into the club (2 more in the matrix of leadership).Not one to kiss and tell, but Soundwave told his roommates he was, "in an all night laser battle at Autobot City" after the greatest walk of shame ever."

Optimus and Megatron

What movie? This is what Transformers look like.

Next up - getting a license to carry a handgun.

Megatron says, "Do a shot, pussy!"

This tattoo honors the many Autobots who gave their lives waging a battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.

Is it any wonder there were virtually no female Transformers?

"I'm 6'1. In the costume, I'm 7'2."

Transformers costumes that don't transform just don't impress me anymore. Sorry.

Transformers costumes that don't Transform are out.

A fully transformable transformer.

"I won first place with this thing."

It's the strangest thing, his eyes follow you when you move around.

Now that you've declared your loyalty, the Autobots will never let you near the Matrix of Leadership.

The Perry Bible Fellowship presents: Dissasemble.

So? My brother's friend built one that really transforms!

More than meets the eye. The 80's were huge this Halloween.

Halloween 04: Optimus Prime and Megatron. Only used duct tape and cardboard. Total cost: $10