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August 15, 2009 
Roll-over for reality. I spot Tracey Sommers across the room. We lock eyes and approach each other, probably in slo-mo.I spot Tracey Sommers across the room. I yell her named loudly to get her attention. My voice cracks.Tracey: Hey Brian!...
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4 months ago 
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! I'm not uptight like other adults. I'm a raging alcoholic trying to relive my glory days. My son's friends are jealous that their dads aren't this cool. My son's friends feel...
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6 months ago 
All grandmas have been up in a tizzy since those government TV coupon commericals with that nice man started airing, but every time they call their grandkids for an explanation, the confusion continues because they just hear what they want to hear....
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10 months ago 
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Once elected, I will immediately begin working for you.Once elected, I will immediately begin working on getting re-elected.I am constantly reminded of a single mother of four I met...
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1 year ago
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Sleeping for 3 months straight!Having your mom ask if you're high for 3 months straight!Building houses for Habitat for Humanity.Building unsafe houses for Habitat for Humanity....
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2 years ago 
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!I'm amazed to see such a vibrant graduating class.I'm amazed to see such a hung-over graduating class.Months ago, I began thinking about what to say to you all this morning.On the...
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2 years ago 
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!No Trans FatLots of other kinds of fatMade with real fruit flavorsMade with real fruit flavored chemicalsNo sugar addedNo extra sugar addedMade with SplendaMade for fat peopleA good...
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2 years ago 
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! Attendance is 1/3 of your grade. Attendance is 0/3 of your grade. The textbook makes a useful reference tool. The textbook makes a useful paperweight. I recently got...
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2 years ago 
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Are you going out with your friends tonight?Are you going to make me cry tonight?Let's fool around later.Let's snuggle later.My friend, John...This guy who wants to bone me, John......
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2 years ago 
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! How old is your sister? Your sister is hot Wanna see what's on ESPN? Dude, stop watching Full House. Wanna help me clean? Want to pick your sh*t up? Hey, my...
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2 years ago 
Trying to find that special someone through an online dating site?Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! Loves good conversation. Loves arguing loudly, and in public. Classy Alcoholic Athletic Flat Funny...
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2 years ago 
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! This exam will begin at exactly 9am. This exam will begin at exactly too early. You will have one hour to complete the exam. You will have 10 minutes less than you need to...
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