'Translations' Articles
9 total- Monday, Jun 2 2008
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Article:Your Summer Plans, Translated
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Sleeping for 3 months straight!Having your mom ask if you're high for 3 months straight!Building houses for Habitat for Humanity.Building unsafe houses for Habitat for Humanity....
KEEP READINGBy Susanna Wolff
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- Monday, May 5 2008
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Article:Your Commencement Speech, Translated
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!I'm amazed to see such a vibrant graduating class.I'm amazed to see such a hung-over graduating class.Months ago, I began thinking about what to say to you all this morning.On the...
KEEP READINGBy David Siegel 71 likes
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- Tuesday, Apr 29 2008
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Article:Womens Online Personals, Translated
Trying to find that special someone through an online dating site?Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! Loves good conversation. Loves arguing loudly, and in public. Classy Alcoholic Athletic Flat Funny...
KEEP READINGBy Scott Bennett 106 likes
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- Friday, Apr 25 2008
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Article:Your Final Exam, Translated
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! This exam will begin at exactly 9am. This exam will begin at exactly too early. You will have one hour to complete the exam. You will have 10 minutes less than you need to...
KEEP READING - Thursday, Feb 7 2008
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Article:Your Professor, Translated
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! Attendance is 1/3 of your grade. Attendance is 0/3 of your grade. The textbook makes a useful reference tool. The textbook makes a useful paperweight. I recently got...
KEEP READINGBy Mike Quigley 150 likes
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- Thursday, Jan 31 2008
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Article:Your Roommate, Translated
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! How old is your sister? Your sister is hot Wanna see what's on ESPN? Dude, stop watching Full House. Wanna help me clean? Want to pick your sh*t up? Hey, my...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Hurwitz 177 likes
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- Wednesday, Dec 31 1969
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Article:Your Food, Translated
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!No Trans FatLots of other kinds of fatMade with real fruit flavorsMade with real fruit flavored chemicalsNo sugar addedNo extra sugar addedMade with SplendaMade for fat peopleA good...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 23 likes
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Article:Your Politicians, Translated
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Once elected, I will immediately begin working for you.Once elected, I will immediately begin working on getting re-elected.I am constantly reminded of a single mother of four I met...
KEEP READINGBy Conor McKeon 115 likes
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