The worst part? The $20 parking ticket.
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The proper way to fell a palm tree is almost identical, just without the truck parked dangerously close.
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I don't care what anybody says, these guys are good for the environment.
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56
Took decades, but he finally extended the finger. Unfortunately, the kid who peed on him was long gone.
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145
He's got a woody, get it!?
Come look, mom! It worked! It's bearing fruit!
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45
The tree has a street sign reader slot.
This must be where pine nuts come from.
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49
"I call forthies!"
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50
Come on, look at it. Look at the tree. Did you look at it yet? Did you look at the tree?
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81
Stupid tree! The sun is up in the sky, not down in the ground.
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23
Must be a pussywillow. HIYO!
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8
Ever seen Evil Dead 2?
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18
Get a grove you two!
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16
"Trees like this (two short with a long in the middle) are spread all over my campus. Campus officals say it's just the landscape."
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21
A few more days, and they'll be ripe for the picking. *sigh* In a more perfect world.
Just remember, it's about how you use it.
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11
Sorry, Norm.
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8
"The seeds have been used for lei making in Hawaii." YEAH I BET THEY HAVE !11!!!1!
When this gal says "my vagina is infested by a colony of catepillars", she means it!
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