This piece is called, "Screech and Lisa Turtle."
"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."
The Internet comes alive!
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1 year ago
Mom, look! The turtles are building a pyramid!
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1 year ago
Oh slower! Even slower! SLOWER!
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2 years ago
Woah, watch those horn-like ridges on the jaw.
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2 years ago
Interesting... the number of ridiculous tattoos sent in to the site seems to increase right around post-Spring Break time every year.
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3 years ago
Menage-a-tortoise
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3 years ago
I've got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever.
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3 years ago
But officer, the bear said he would be back!
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3 years ago
"Is sex with turtles illegal?" Not if you are Axl Rose.
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3 years ago
Is there any other kind?
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3 years ago
Slower......... slower........................... slower.
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3 years ago
Those turtles grow more resourceful every day.
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3 years ago
He drinks slow, but he drinks HARD.
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3 years ago
"Dude, seriously, its not in there."
Today, we're teaching turtles how to fly!
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3 years ago
I told our interns to turn the cute factor up, but they pulled the lever too far and steam started shooting out and stuff. TOO CUTE!
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3 years ago
Turtle City
"Is that turtle 21?"
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3 years ago
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