Ever notice how so many badass/awesome characters on television are named Jack? Well, there are. Maybe it's because marketing executives like to be able to use the phrase "You don't know Jack!" or maybe it's just because Jack Nicholson made the...
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All the big stars are jumping on the sex song bandwagon. All the big stars.
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The One With the C SectionThe One With the Dirty DiaperThe One With the BracesThe One With the Alcoholic FatherThe One Where the Dog Gets Sent to Live in a FarmThe One With the First Day of High SchoolThe One With All the MarijuanaThe One With the...
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This makes me laugh every time I look at it. I love how "Chad" is so non-plussed and oddly resigned that the only thing he can do is send out an mass email to his friends about his "crazy"situation. Personally I picture Chad living in a world...
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What are you watching, dear? Oh my! Those women certainly aren’t being very prudent in their choice of dress. A nice girl wouldn’t show so much skin - and why are they twisting around like that? And with those - what do they want...
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(Tonight's guests include Overrated Actor and Child Who Did Something Remarkable, with musical guest Band.)Host: Hey, everyone, thanks for coming to the show! We've got a great show for you tonight.So, did you hear about this (news story)? ...
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Our attempt to give you the information you crave on the actors responsible for our favorite supporting roles. What’s the worst thing about working in TV? Best thing?The worst thing about working on TV is when we shoot long 12-15 hour days.&...
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"According to Jim" notwithstanding, TV has never been better. Serial dramas like "Lost" and astute sitcoms like "The Office" are a big step up from the shenanigans of "My Mother the Car." College schedules,...
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Have you ever been watching MTV True Life and said to yourself, "Where did they find a 400 pound, pimple-faced, gay kid from New Jersey who wants to be Prom King?" the answer is Craigslist. Everyday, hundreds of cable...
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What am I thankful for this holiday? One thing: Daytime television. With no classes to attend and a house full of overbearing parents asking how I plan to pay for my student loans, the innocuous, mind-numbing programming below makes the holiday...
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