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1. Sam Anders, "Clarissa Explains it All"

In case you haven't bought the complete box series to watch regularly, Sam Anders was Clarissa's best friend and neighbor. The quintessential laid back surfer/skater dude, Sam was the perfect balance to Clarissa's dramatic and saracastic personality. So what's so weird about this kid? Sam wasn't the overcomfortable friend who comes into your house through the garage. He wasn't even the Urkle-esque neighbor who just pops open the back door to say hello. This audacious bastard routinely CLIMBED into a 15 year old girl's bedroom through a ladder he strategically kept against up to her window. Where the hell were the parents on that one? Did they not foresee any issues with other strange men climbing through that window? And most importantly, why did this show win an Emmy?
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Trix Rabbit
Every time he got Trix yogurt or Trix cereal within a foot of his mouth, kids would swoop in and take it away. Imagine how annoying it would be if every time you tried to eat breakfast a gang of 9 year olds stole it away from you. How could you not feel bad for a bunny that, by the looks of it, was being tortured by a bunch of sadistic children? Not only were these kids trying to starve him, they were also verbally abusing him by calling him a "silly rabbit" every day since 1954 when he clearly was just a hungry rabbit.




Wile E. Coyote


I don't care who you are; everyone was annoyed by the road runner's constant beeping. He deserved everything the coyote was trying to hit him with. Instead of actually catching the road runner Wile was always met with some sort of disaster while the pain in the ass ostrich thing got to walk away without a scratch. Just one day I would have liked the road runner to actually fall for one of the ACME trap doors.




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Bill: Maybe I'll finally clean out the rain gutters this weekend.

Mandy: Right, and I'll do cartwheels on the moon!

Laugh track plays. Their wacky neighbor DONALDSON enters to wild applause. 

Donaldson: So! I've entered the marathon. You gonna be my training partner, buddy?

Mandy: Nice try. The only running Bill does is towards a cherry pie! (Laugh track plays.) And the only miles he sees are on his belt loop! (Laugh track plays even louder!)

Accordingto Bill, the couple have not had intercourse for several months.

Bill: You know Mandy, that really hurts my feelings. Your incessant digs about my weight are putting a massive strain on an already shaky marriage.

Mandy: Uh...I thought the only thing undergoing a massive strain was the seat of your jeans! (Laugh track plays quietly.)

Bill: Have you asked yourself why you feel the need to hide behind jokes and communicate with passive-aggression?

Mandy: Well excuse me! Do you think I wanted to get married to a chunky, ambitionless plumber? I have a B.A. in art history!

Donaldson: Oooh baby, it's getting serious in here. Bill, buddy, if you change your mind, I'll be on the track. It's gonna be a heck of a 'thon!

Bill: And you, Donaldson. You've been a trusted neighbor and friend for 2 years, plus summer reruns. Yet your antics have gotten my car towed, my boss on the verge of firing me twice, and I had to have my stomach pumped in the episode where I ate your homemade blood sausage. Do you feel no remorse about the major inconveniences you've caused me what feels like every single week?

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