If just looking is a faux pas, what's taking a picture?

"Line was too long for the crapper. My friend dared me to shit in the pisser.....I won."

Sometimes you have to read between the lines.

The flusher makes it look like it's winking.

"When you piss on it, you score."

A urinal that you can also poop in - world's worst invention?

Worst job ever? Urinal goalie.

Thanks to the person who submitted this for not including their wiener in the picture.

I'd be impressed if someone could use both at once.

"I'm at Denny's with some friends and one of them comes back from the bathroom saying something about the towel dispenser landing in the stall while he was in there. He said, while he was on the toilet, some biker looking guy got mad because there were no towels and ripped it off the wall."

"i walked into a mcdonalds washroom and there was an old man sitting on the urinal taking a dump, so i hid in the stall and took a picture with my camera phone..."

"When you walked up to it, the baby started peeing. When you walked away, it stopped. I drank it"

Boobies in the boy's room.

At least you don't have to make eye contact.

Just asking to be peed on.

I feel bad for the guy in the urinal costume.

For those who still have to pull down their pants to use a urinal.

You don't pee in this urinal, you ride it.