Jeremy expresses himself creatively.
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Traffic wise, Valentine's Day is probably one of Facebook's biggest days of the year.
Look at the way he even thought to include the butthole. He's a keeper.
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Is there anything more romantic than Dr. Mario? Yes, Yoshi's Cookie.
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Catch-22: If your girlfriend would appreciate these, you'll want to hold onto her and get a real gift.
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Don't buy into it, love is a Hallmark emotion.
CH buddy Ben Schwartz gives us a Valentine's Day Breakup
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Elementary School Valentines Day cards are just getting weirder and weirder.
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Jesus! Is it May Already? Kelly is gonna be so mad. I wonder if she's realized yet. Oh man, Valentine's Day was 14 weeks ago. I can't believe I forgot again.OK. Calm down. It's time for some major damage control.I don't think she gave me anything...
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Guy: Hey baby (Kisses girl) the necklace looks great.Girl: I know! Thank you so much, it’s perfect.Guy: Really? Are you sure?Girl: Of course I’m sure, it’s wonderful. It must have cost a fortune.Guy: Yeah. (Pause) Are you sure?...
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We are going to have an incredibly sexy Valentine's Day - wait, you are 4 years old, right?
The Style Guys have been laying low since ripping into your terrible family over Christmas break. But now they’re back to be overly critical of your Valentines Day plans. Let’s see how they’ll hurt your feelings this holiday!...
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Stacy,First off, Happy V-Day. Listen, I don't think we necessarily HAVE to go out to dinner. Before you freak out, just let me explain. Hear me out.First off, you know I haven't gotten my paycheck in two weeks. The stupid Food Services people in...
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Russell Stoner's Valentine's Day gift.
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"The valentine I made for my special lady."
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Dear Eva,-Will you be Mein (Kampf)?-Be my valentine and heil love you forever.-Love me or I'll end you. I f*cking swear to god I'll end your life.-This Valentines Day I can't bear to be without you (maybe draw a picture of a cute bear?)-I reich...
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Everybody knows Valentines Day is a Hallmark Holiday. Just like Mothers Day, just like President's Day, and just like your best friend's birthday. It's just a stupid holiday for stupid people and their stupid girlfriends to make them feel better...
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Valentine's Day comes in a close second to Christmas as the most commercialized holiday in America. And by commercialized, I mean “dreaded like a herpes infection spread by one Hallmark card at a time.” Window decorations let you know...
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If so, I've got the thing to give your special lady!Nothing says, "Don't F*ck Me" like a Larry The Cable Guy-themed box of crappy chocolates!
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