CollegeHumor: Valentine's Day Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916147 Love Coupon Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:01:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916147 Love Coupon nonadult comedy Next time, buy him a watch. sketch comedy, ucb comedy, sex, coupon, valentine's day, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916147"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/7/collegehumor.2dc78e0f95a38108dcbc5d47b45fc457.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1732149">UCBComedy</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 314 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900662 Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend. Sun, 01 Mar 2009 10:14:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900662 Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend. nonadult comedy Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend. love, valentine's day, facebook, break up, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900662"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/9/collegehumor.6d258f15b9c52e8deb1c179991fb6fc1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:473198">Jason</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1011"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900717 Best Valentine's Day present ever. Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:43:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900717 Best Valentine's Day present ever. nonadult comedy Best Valentine's Day present ever. lazy town, cake, valentine's day, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900717"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.823675a4837f0d110b402875446ffa32.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:583188">Sean</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 85 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900494 The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle. Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:28:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900494 The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle. nonadult comedy The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle. valentine's day, dinner, beef, grocery store, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900494"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/4/collegehumor.66710e3345f20da0931de92402978843.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:17525">teutates74</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[This isn't what Valentine's Day is about at all. It's about eating pizza in your basement and crying]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:209121 Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770581 Least Popular Children's Valentines Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770581 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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Fantastic and/or Awesome Poem for Girlfriend's Name

Pet name, your eyes are as adjective as a celestial body

 Your beauty is like that of name of a Greek Goddess

I often lose myself in your eyes/smile

It's degree of difficulty for me to contain my type of emotion for you

This is usually when I expletive your organ(s) out
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OK. Calm down. It's time for some major damage control.

I don't think she gave me anything either. Maybe I can turn this around. I can make her look like the bad guy. I'll march right into her apartment tonight and say "I can't believe you didn't get me anything for Valentine's Day!" She'll never even see it coming. She'll feel terrible. I may even get a BJ out of it.

She did buy me that A-Team DVD set back in February. That may have been for Valentine's Day. Man, that seems like it was forever ago.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.aefefba05adec0eb158d18dd8d36a1b2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-23 14:39:40 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:344"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 26 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719441 A Guy Tries To Get His Girlfriend To Return A Necklace He Bought Her That Just Went On Sale Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:51:33 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1719441 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Guy: Hey baby (Kisses girl) the necklace looks great.
Girl: I know! Thank you so much, it’s perfect.
Guy: Really? Are you sure?
Girl: Of course I’m sure, it’s wonderful. It must have cost a fortune.
Guy: Yeah. (Pause) Are you sure? The chain looks like it might be a little long, I can exchange it.
Girl: No, this is exactly the right length. I love it.
Guy: It looks long.
Girl: Nope.
Guy: Uhh, is it shiny enough?
Girl: What?
Guy: It looks like it might be a little dull. Let me take it back to the jewelry store to get it shined up for you.
Girl: That’s ridiculous, it’s fine, really.
Guy: Does the clasp work and everything? Can I look at it for a second? (Grabs at her neck)
Girl: (Pulling away) Stop it. What are you doing?
Guy: Just- look- the necklace is on sale.
Girl: What?
Guy: It’s on sale. At the store where I got it. They put it on sale today because it’s the day after Valentines.
Girl: And you want to return it and buy it back?
Guy: Exactly.
Girl: So I’m worth less to you than you originally thought?
Guy: It’s half off!
Girl: You’re ridiculous, this is so typical of you. Only caring about yourself.
Guy: Well what did you get me yesterday, a fucking t-shirt?
Girl: And I wrote a poem!
Guy: Fuck that. And you got me a medium shirt- I’m a large.
Girl: You wear your clothes too baggy!
Guy: Go to hell. And your poem? “Home” and “none” don’t rhyme, idiot.
Girl: (Crying, removes necklace and throws it to the ground) I hate you. (Runs away)
Guy: Yes.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-15 10:51:33 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 98 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />