Everyone knows baby prefer shrooms.
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30
"Some idiot lodged a candy bar in the door and now there is at least 10 bags of chips or candy bars waiting for whoever can dislodge the sword in the stone."
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121
Hold on! I think... I... can... almost... reach.... it....
So neither of us do and now I'm thirsty, thanks.
"That's not the way this works, give me a fucking soda."
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102
"I had to buy it and it was really good. Chocolate covered crispies and peanuts."
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101
Ah, Z-56. A great choice.
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55
"Ever wonder how the vending machine coffee is made?"
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57
If stunts didn't go wrong sometimes, they wouldn't be stunts.
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119
Husband: Honey? Do you have any quarters?
Wife: Why do you need quarters?
Husband: no reason
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19
I suck at this game anyway. I always get it all over my shirt.
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0
Are you watching this machine with the cheetos? You are next.
Goddamn machine ate my dollar.
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30
I'll have a Fanta - psych!
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0
Wow, I could live on nothing but what's in this vending machine for a year.
"I was visiting GaTech over the weekend, and just when I thought they couldn't get ANY nerdier, they bust out an ink vending machine. Haha, they're so sad."
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1
"Some one took the time to make a beer machine for the lobby of the dorm- Ohio University"
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2
"We found this at a hostel in Barcelona, Spain. There is a God after all."
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2
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