CollegeHumor: Voicemail Stuff This Month

Voicemail from a Jealous Boyfriend

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400

6:36 PM | WALKING TO BAR FOR AFTERWORK DRINK

8:12 PM | WALKING TO SECOND BAR

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-26 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 119 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Dimitri the Stud Leaves a Voicemail

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:07:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823188"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/e/collegehumor.b55eac170dae0b82c0936ede0dc13a38.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 379 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

He's a keeper

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0400

Fri, 06 May 2005 00:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:149778"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

A Phone Call I'd Love To Receive

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:24:51 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> “OH MY GOD I am sooooo SOBER right now!!! I’ve had like 9 shots of NOTHING!! You gotta come down here, dude, it’s f*cking insane.� We just played a RIDICULOUS game of pictionary. There must be, like, NO KEGS HERE and already everyone still has their clothes on!� OH SH*T!! Jenny and Heather just started HAVING A DISCUSSION WITH EACH OTHER!!!� There are soo many girls here and I’ve hooked up with like NONE OF THEM!! YEAAH!! F*ck, man, I can barely not see in front of me, like my vision is soo clear right now. I better take a taxi home. Or my car, since I STILL HAVE MY KEYS!!!”

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:798286"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/7/collegehumor.55d0d0228dc9a883fbdc78074d36351f.gif"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:798286">Salomone</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:492"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 37 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

New Messages

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:45:44 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1768270"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/5/collegehumor.1ed1ef6f3450813be413d525f332591f.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:499292">Dave Ward</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1768270">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />