CollegeHumor: War Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918788 Condescending Army Commercial Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918788 Condescending Army Commercial nonadult comedy He's seen things no man should see. ch originals, ch sketches, army, war, commercial parody, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918788"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.1360fcce0fbfcf1b7dd30b6a562bcfa9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1003 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916961 Don't Ask Don't Tell Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916961 Don't Ask Don't Tell nonadult comedy An army of one bigoted son of a bitch. ch originals, ch sketches, army, gay, war, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916961"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/6/collegehumor.b1985f77784a0b007a0cdb76d14db994.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 861 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916595 Saving Private Ryan Prank Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:04:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916595 Saving Private Ryan Prank nonadult comedy "Storming that beach was hell. 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The Battle of Ypres rages as two German soldiers keep watch over the British trenches.  

German Soldier 1:  My God, who would have thought soldiers would be reduced to this?  Sitting in trenches, firing these machined guns at each other.  There is little honor to be had here.  

German Soldier 2:  Yes, yes.  But one must never forget we serve a higher purpose than ourselves: the great German fatherland.  If I die for Germany, I die with honor.

German Soldier 1:  Indeed, but if I must die for Germany, let it be by the blade, not some unseen bullet or bomb.

German Soldier 2:  We are fighting a different war than in times past, my friend.  A modern war.  World War I will be looked on as a turning point for military technology and deployment.  

German Soldier 1:  I cou...Now wait a minute, what did you call this war?

German Soldier 2:  ...What did I say?

German Soldier 1: I believe you called this "World War I."

German Soldier 2: Did I?  I meant to say 'The Great War,' of course.

German Soldier 1: Ah, yes.  I thought you a fortune-telling gypsy for a second!

German Soldier 2: If you were not my closest friend, I would have your ear for such a comment! 

German Soldier 1: Merely a joke, friend. World War I?  Ha!  As if anyone knows the future! Besides, this is the war to end all wars.  The Great War! 

German Soldier 2: The Greatest of Wars, so far!

German Soldier 1: Agr...Again, 'so far'?  Have you some plan, my friend? 

German Soldier 2: A plan?  Ha!  What use is planning in uncertain times? If I live through World War I, I will most likely return to my passion: pai...

German Soldier 1: There!  You did it again!  You called it...

A Lieutenant approaches the soldiers' position.  

Lieutenant: Private Hitler, grab your weapon and report to command.  

German Soldier 2:  Well, it appears as if I'm needed.  

German Soldier 1:  Godspeed, friend.  Do Germany proud!

German Soldier 2:  My friend, I would never do anything to shame the Fatherland!  To arms!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-13 10:51:48 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 147 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822434 Rain of Madness Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:56:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822434 Rain of Madness nonadult comedy Behind the scenes of Tropic Thunder, the most epic war-comedy since Saving Private Ryan. Ben Stiller, War, Documentary, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822434"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/f/collegehumor.1b36f3f04f5f0f1c0ab5f34f709997e4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 92 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[They have a great 401k plan incase you survive]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:191574 Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1816410 Tropic Thunder: Uncensored Trailer Mon, 19 May 2008 12:13:14 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1816410 Tropic Thunder: Uncensored Trailer nonadult comedy Make love, not war. Unless your war looks as funny as Ben Stiller's new movie. Trailers, Ben Stiller, War, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1816410"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/5/collegehumor.a38f01df4cb5ca12c7ba50053fa8df93.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 302 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1805141 Food Fight Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:31:18 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1805141 Food Fight nonadult comedy I love the smell of bratwurst in the morning. Food, War, Animation, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1805141"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/f/collegehumor.7179a72ef59863b88069086fffd1f475.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 655 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1787090 Who needs web-shooters? Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:03:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1787090 Who needs web-shooters? nonadult comedy Who needs web-shooters? spider-man, halloween 2007, war, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1787090"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/9/collegehumor.a884efea882304363283373961e8d5a3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:75843">JDR</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1777701 Jihad Suicide Hotline Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:51:52 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1777701 Jihad Suicide Hotline nonadult comedy A day in the life of a suicide bomber... well more like half a day. suicide bomber, war, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1777701"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/b/collegehumor.f7eb605034388d494d450e5bd61c5e0e.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1243358">Ahmed</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 163 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775921 Iraqi Close Call Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775921 Iraqi Close Call nonadult comedy "You're gonna wanna make a sharp right turn at the apocalyptic ground swell." Iraq, War, Explosion, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775921"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.378288d676307d94b01b4c648b00394f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 591 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727487 Terror Comes To Gingerbread Town Mon, 16 Apr 2007 14:35:49 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727487 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> December 14, 2006

Dear Diary,
It’s me, Frank the Gingerbread Man. What joy to be given life! This land I am in is beautiful- the hills of verdant mint and the taffy trees, ever dewy. My house is a beautiful building- only the best graham cracker!- and in it my family and friends and I spend many hours admiring the chocolate moldings. Dare I compare this world to Eden? I dare!

Love,
Frank, GBM


December 16, 2006

Dear Diary,
It seems everyday more and more Gingerbread People are created! We all live so happily, often playing gumball Olympics and brushing each other’s licorice hair. Life is sweet- pun intended!

Happy as a Gingerbread clam,
F, Gingerbread Man


December 20, 2006

Dear Diary,
Things are still going pretty well. There is some concern in the community that we are not taking care of our land, as many of our resources are slowly disappearing. It seems the butterscotch river has run dry, and just yesterday my pretzel weathervane was simply gone! Oh well, at least we still have running pudding in our faucets, and we shall always have each other!
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