That's right, your boyfriend is cheating on you with some AIDSy skank.
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2 years ago
No Mexican food waiters allowed at this brothel! If you're unsure if you're a Mexican food waiter, please ask our friendly pimps.
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2 years ago
Maybe it's like that book The Giver in there.
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2 years ago
I knew this flashy spitoon was going to be a waste of money.
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2 years ago
If you come across a giant moose, all you can do is pay attention and hope for the best.
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2 years ago
Any questions?
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2 years ago
I thought most floops were wet? Isn't their natural habitat the water?
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2 years ago
Only ride here with two wheels. Got it.
"We guessed that it meant: No losers with 'brave' tattoed in chinese on their upper arms."
No fun allowed!
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2 years ago
"Ahhh, what does the sign know? I say we go for it!" said the most stubborn trucker in the world, even though nobody was listening.
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2 years ago
Oh good, you guys speak English. I've never seen that rubber balloon in my life and I have no idea how it got up my ass.
Be safe - nobody wants to go on Spring break and come back married!
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2 years ago
Oh it's okay, mine don't smell.
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2 years ago
Oh, that's what I was doing wrong.
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2 years ago
If you're playing the game with non-alcoholic beverages, why is it unsuitable for children?
Thank you for the warning.
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2 years ago
No women and children zone? Take me there!
One of the meanest things you could do is steal this sign.
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2 years ago
"Caution: Pedofiles next 5 Km"
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