I guess I'll take the other door.
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Shucks, I thought we had a deal on a crib.
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I think it means "Dive in, the water's awesome!"
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Brains are like refrigerators, they only work when they are closed.
Must be an all-women's college.
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My hump, my hump.
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They're slow, it's only fair.
If you have to ask, you aren't going to make it.
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"Australian pools affraid of U.S. policy."
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Warning - the funniest thing ever may happen at any time.
Beware the Cat-Snake!
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Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you read your tattoo, and say "Damn, I always forget. Care to dance?"
Look out!
That's the most badass thing a skydiver can do.
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Was there any parental advice before you got the tattoo?
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Thanks for the heads up, I guess.
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"Be sure that children do not reach into your vagina and steal the ring."
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$200? Fine!
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Well fine then, but don't say we didn't warn you!
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You keep crying wolf and nobody's going to beleive you.
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