"I woudln't let anyone watch anyway. Oh yeah, nice hat."

Least dangerous "danger".

"No farting buses!"

What the form doesn't explain is that Cookie is a 450 pound linebacker who is currently passed out drunk.

They say that, but I must have drank a gallon of it and all I got was a fever.

Why is the kid so happy and the sun so sad? And where did the kid get that sweet hat?

"You may have evaded me today...but there will be others, oh yes."

You mean British people?

Even if the limbs do fall, what's the worst that could happen?

This is the only park that, as far as I know, outright banned Pizza Hut.

Pictures are like reading that you don't have to do.

You know what, I'm going to stand back 30 feet. Never can be too safe on these type of things.

I just wish someone who could read was there with me when I was peeing.

What fun is panties optional if I can't solicit with my weapons and drugs?

"Caution, young children with mullets may NOT bowl here!"

Rules were made to be broken!

The struggle on his face is just horrifying.

"If you think about it, it's probably a better idea since most people don't know the exact height of their vehicle."

I'm a little unclear as to what is so dangerous about sticking your head in front of a spinning propeller, could graphically depict it with stick figures?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease, I don't have £200.